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The car engine starts making a funny noise.

1. Investigate
2. Ask Ajax

1, because the others did 2 and I want to try the other option.

The fart also noticed it, and suddenly he says: "Holy shit I forgot to fill the car, we're getting out of fuel!"

1. This car needs fuel?
2. Damn, what should we do?

2. Holy damn Hunchman what should we do about this far?

This car fuels with cosmic diarrhea, you need to take a shit in the tank quickly!

1. Try to poop in the fuel tank
2. Keep your dignity

1, I will NOT get stranded in a car with a fart.

You try to poop as hard as you can, but nothing goes out from your butt except a funny noise.

1. Damn!

1, I would push harder if I was given the option though.

The fart insults you of constipated faggot, and you two start arguing.

1. Tell him to fuck off and you don't need his help anyway.
2. Tell him you're sorry

1, I just gave birth to one of his kind and he's still shouting at me?

As you two are arguing, the car starts going mad and slips off from the highway, falling down in the sky.

1. What have we done!?

1. What has HE done!?

The falling car crashes by breaking into a huge brass pipe.
You are in a stinky underground place, with a lot of strange people lurking around.

1. Where the fuck did we land?

There's no number so I'll just 1 2 3 and hope this works.

"I know this place. We are in the sewers of the internet. Here resides the most odd and the most cancerous communities of the internet. It is quite large though, and I don't know in which part we landed.", says Ajax.

1. Investigate the place

1, is this Tumblr and Deviant Art over there?

You're at the beginning of a pipe maze.

You're in pipe number 0.
It splits in two at the end.

1. Go left
2. Go right

1, looks like I have to go full trial-and-error.

You're in pipe number 1.
It goes left at its end.

1. Go left

1, I should have read Harpic's play, now I know I'm gonna walk in a circle.