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Re: Joke Topic

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 9:50 pm
by MrBadGuy
No thanks

Re: Joke Topic

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 9:53 pm
by Bradandez
Anime. That is the joke. NOW LAUGH!

Re: Joke Topic

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 9:55 pm
by Master
This is all very upsetting.

Re: Joke Topic

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 9:56 pm
by MrBadGuy
Tell me about it, if I get much more upset I might just have an accident

Re: Joke Topic

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 10:00 pm
by stan423321
Stirlitz was walking through the street while he passed a group of bullies that were pouring gasoline into cat's mouth. The cat got out, run for a moment and fell. "The gas must have ended", thought Stirlitz.

Re: Joke Topic

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 10:01 pm
by Master
I crie evrytym.

Re: Joke Topic

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 10:01 pm
by Bradandez
Anime. Hahahahahahaha

Re: Joke Topic

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 10:09 pm
by stan423321
- How do I get to your house?
- Use the 314 bus!
Later that day: "278, 279..."

Re: Joke Topic

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 10:18 pm
by Master
There'll be a riot for ya.

Re: Joke Topic

Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2014 10:10 am
by rolesfamily
Master wrote:Isn't that self-depreciating?
Of course not! You obviously don't get it :P

Re: Joke Topic

Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 10:14 am
by Bradandez
How do you pay for stuff when you're underwater?

With current-sea!

Re: Joke Topic

Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 1:34 pm
by Serza5
What do you call a Russian poster on RD?

A Russian poster

Re: Joke Topic

Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 2:38 pm
by stan423321
Soviet chef exam.
"What are those de volailles lacking?"
"Meat, obviously..."
"So what you gonna do?"
"Add black pepper"

Re: Joke Topic

Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 6:00 pm
by Bradandez
Where did the circus fire take place?
I dunno, but I heard it was intense.

Re: Joke Topic

Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 6:01 pm
by Eparcyl
What's the difference with a portuguese and a crocodile?

Re: Joke Topic

Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 6:03 pm
by Bradandez
I dunno. You're suppose to have the answer.

Re: Joke Topic

Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 6:04 pm
by Eparcyl
The difference is nothing they have all small feet and big mouthes.

Re: Joke Topic

Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 6:04 pm
by Bradandez
Fucking racist man.

Re: Joke Topic

Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 6:04 pm
by Eparcyl
It's just a joke man i'm not racist!

Re: Joke Topic

Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 6:06 pm
by Bradandez
Here's a good joke.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza?
A pizza can actually feed a family of four.