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When you try to play Bowling with your body.

When you try to knock down your friends with your torso.

when kick an ol' lady , seeing it as a begoniax

you kick turtels irl

When you learn how to play basketball with your body.

When you do a nose cirurgy to get bigger.

when you want to dress up as a robot pirate and a ninja for halloween.

you drink plum juice

When you try to get high from eating plums.

When you accept any substance when your told it's lums.

"No, Globox bring gift from Ly!"

flygon, you've perverted Rayman for me.

You have symptoms of a Rayman fever when...

You watch globox get high off of plum juice

edit: Also, this is so weird. But right when I posted this I saw plumgk's message my bad

Globox gets High off those "Silver" Lums he keeps, Ly Gave them to him WAY before R2 took place, but his addiction kept his mind set on other items. It explains how he's an idiot, well more of one, in orgins.

Omai...

You know you're obsessed with Rayman when you stock up on plum juice, anything containing plum juice, or any plum-flavored drink. (*cough* tea *cough* )
Or when you put your hands to your temples when you're thinking/trying to remember something. ( )

(I'm guilty of subtly cosplaying Rayman. I have an old red scarf I wear a lot, along with a dark blue shirt (the closest I have to purple).
If the shirt were purple and had an O on it, it would have been SO much worse... XD

Also, if the thing about becoming limbless after playing the series too much was true, I would have been defying the laws of physics since New Year's!)

And you also know you play Rayman too much when you spend an entire afternoon coming up with scientific theories about limbless beings that actually make them sound quite plausible! *cough*Thursday*cough*

I thought this didn't exist!

You have symptoms of a Rayman fever when you want to write Raymond, but you keep writing Rayman subconciously

Spanex wrote:I thought this didn't exist!

You have symptoms of a Rayman fever when you want to write Raymond, but you keep writing Rayman subconciously

I do this aaall the time.

RayFan9876 wrote:

Spanex wrote:I thought this didn't exist!

You have symptoms of a Rayman fever when you want to write Raymond, but you keep writing Rayman subconciously

I do this aaall the time.

I kno reite? D: I just can't help it.

Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymand Raymond Rayman Rayman Rayman...d

When you grasp a firefly in your fist and walk into a dark cave, expecting the firefly to give you enough light to explore.
When you feel self-conscious because you think your nose is too small.
When you see someone eating an eggplant and you run away crying and feeling physically ill.
When robots remind you of pirates and pirates remind you of robots.
When you look through this thread and more than once have thought "Oh yeah that's me, been there done that".
When Tarzan makes you think of Tarayzan.
When you expect hippies to live in the mountains.
When you go to an exotic plant nursery and ask for pink plants, and you mention you want the REAL DEAL from the Pink Plant Woods, not cheap fakes.

THEdragon wrote:When you see someone eating an eggplant and you run away crying and feeling physically ill.

I get it! That one deserves a reward.

Spanex wrote:I thought this didn't exist!

You have symptoms of a Rayman fever when you want to write Raymond, but you keep writing Rayman subconciously

Ohhh same.
Might name my son Raymond, that or Clyde.