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Oh God, that one Reese posted is giving me flashbacks to a puppet I found creepy as a little kid

PluMGMK wrote: Wed Jan 07, 2026 10:08 pm Oh God, that one Reese posted is giving me flashbacks to a puppet I found creepy as a little kid

I'm sorry for causing the flashbacks, dude.



Don't worry, the plush creature won't get you.

Reese Riverson wrote: Wed Jan 07, 2026 9:15 pm So my friend shared this with me, after he found this existed:
rayman2ftufo2.jpg
rayman2ftufo.jpg

Oh my gosh, this is essentially Rayman's version of Fake Crash!
This gave me a good chuckle!

Hunchman801 wrote: Wed Jan 07, 2026 9:23 pm What a beauty.

Ubisoft could only dream of making another plushy even half as majestic as that!

PluMGMK wrote: Sat Jul 05, 2025 2:34 pm Btw, the only reason Rayman can even run in a window on Windows 3.1 is because of my VBEVMDIB.3GR and VDDVBE.386 drivers

The names you chose for the drivers are more cursed than the images. As usual, great work, Plum.

Thank you! The cursed names follow the conventions laid out by the Win16 DDK and are, of course, a consequence of the 8.3 DOS filename limitation!

I think this image of Polokus in a thong from the Lonely Goomba's video qualifies.

Rayman 4: Rayman Jerks It Off For The First Time

It doesn't look like he's doing it, but it looks like he does.

Hunchman801 wrote: Sat Feb 07, 2026 11:06 am I think this image of Polokus in a thong from the Lonely Goomba's video qualifies.

Polocursed.jpg

Pirez wrote: Sat Feb 07, 2026 1:17 pm Polocursed.png

To hell with the Bubble Dreamer and give us that "weird, topless, fat, disgusting-looking monkey or bigfoot bastard" back.

Pirez wrote: Sat Feb 07, 2026 1:17 pm

Hunchman801 wrote: Sat Feb 07, 2026 11:06 am I think this image of Polokus in a thong from the Lonely Goomba's video qualifies.

Polocursed.jpg

Polocursed.png

I will give you Tings to erase this from my memory-

I'm more concerned about the mattress. He looks like he's laying down on a stone tablet spray painted red, Polokus's back must be blasted... (Why is Polokus so detailed, it's a travesty I cant look away from )

Ithasmore wrote: Tue Feb 17, 2026 5:51 am I'm more concerned about the mattress. He looks like he's laying down on a stone tablet spray painted red, Polokus's back must be blasted...

To me this looks like a regular hard mattress. These are actually good for your back!

dr_st wrote: Tue Feb 17, 2026 8:32 pm

Ithasmore wrote: Tue Feb 17, 2026 5:51 am I'm more concerned about the mattress. He looks like he's laying down on a stone tablet spray painted red, Polokus's back must be blasted...

To me this looks like a regular hard mattress. These are actually good for your back!

Really? Never knew that, actually. Thanks dr_st for that interesting tidbit o:

I was about to say, that honestly is pretty intresting! The more you know, I suppose.

I guess it has diverted attention out of the fact that I have much work to do drawing anything other than characters.

Also I'm still waiting on my Tings to perform the memory-block ritual.

Pirez wrote: Wed Feb 18, 2026 1:58 pm I guess it has diverted attention out of the fact that I have much work to do drawing anything other than characters.

Also I'm still waiting on my Tings to perform the memory-block ritual.

I sent the tings, now GET RID OF THIS CURSED POLOKUS IN MY BRAIN. /lhj (lighthearted joke)

Alright, look at your screen and it will all go away


(It was either that or drawing something even more cursed. Which I may or may not have in stock)

Thanks doc! Now all I can remember is American football and rabbits...

after that moment...
rayman got eaten alive by the rabbids
but the dumbass rabbids tried to eat his arms and legs... they forgot he's limbless...
anyways WAITER, MORE CURSED RAMAN IMAGES PLEASE!

Pirez wrote: Wed Feb 18, 2026 7:17 pm Alright, look at your screen and it will all go away
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXx2YcwxOIA

(It was either that or drawing something even more cursed. Which I may or may not have in stock)

Ughh... what happened... all I remember is seeing something but I can't... figure out what...

I'm so dizzy...