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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2010 12:37 am
by Sabertooth
Because they blush when they're around Rayman.

Which came first: The Zombie Chicken or the Zombie Egg?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2010 7:56 am
by Raymanien
Gumsi.

Why did Razorbeard ate one Yellow Lum?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2010 10:51 am
by razorbeard1999
He forgot his lunch at home.


Why are black lums black?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2010 12:44 pm
by Raymanien
Because they're green.

Why does Murphy has too big teeth?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 7:20 pm
by Rayman fan2000
Because he has a big box stuck in his mouth

Why does Rayman sleep on Globox's fat stomach?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 7:27 pm
by Julia_Patti
Because everyone loves :coeur: !bellies! :coeur:

Why Grim Keepers aren't on a diet yet?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 7:56 pm
by Cairnie
Because the diet was designed by Gillian McKeith.

Why do antitoons pace up and down so brainlessly?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 8:15 pm
by Hedgehog673
Because they're thinking about free meatball sandwiches.

Why aren't the Knaaren trying to eat Rayman?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 8:34 pm
by iHeckler9
They'd rather have a bowl of Coco Pops.

Why is a Teensie?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 8:38 pm
by Rayman fan2000
Because Teensie.

Why is Globox a fat toad lookalike?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 9:08 pm
by Hedgehog673
Because Ubisoft tries to be original.

Why didn't Razorbeard try to give Rayman a flu?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 9:11 pm
by Rayman fan2000
Because he sucks at doing that.

Why does Rayman take suits instead of golden fists?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 10:13 am
by Julia_Patti
Because his tailor is reach, duh. :P

Why there is Razoff and no Razon?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 4:06 pm
by SilverStar117
Because the Pirate Switch said so.

Why is drunk-Globox so freaking hilarious?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 5:29 pm
by iHeckler9
Because if he was a thin frog doppelganger Begoniax would have married him instead of Razoff.

What happens when a Knaaren eats your parents?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 5:35 pm
by Julia_Patti
Knaaren is poisoned.
What is a spike on Razoff's hat for?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 5:38 pm
by LoveMetal
My parents are dead.
Why Begoniax is pretty ?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 5:45 pm
by Julia_Patti
Because potions. :fou2:

Why all teensies are grey, and one is greeeeen and spooootted, boooohoooo? :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 6:03 pm
by Clara Knight
Because he's a giant teensie.

Why Razorbeard is small?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 6:09 pm
by RayLums
Because all the small man are orsum.

Why Jano can't speak normally ?