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Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Tue May 27, 2014 3:10 pm
by Master
They do, collect them all! Only £99e99 per piece!
I wish that was plausible.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Tue May 27, 2014 3:11 pm
by Shrooblord
Alas, it's a mathematical improbability.
I wish we knew the limit of this extent. [sic]
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Tue May 27, 2014 3:14 pm
by Master
We learn it, but it's infeasible.
I wish we could use linear programming.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Tue May 27, 2014 5:01 pm
by Shrooblord
But it requires matrices!
I wish we were smart enough to use them.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Tue May 27, 2014 5:13 pm
by Master
We are, though have fun dealing with Eigenvalues.
I wish they were simpler.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Tue May 27, 2014 6:46 pm
by Bradandez
It so simple, a caveman can do it.
I wish to find my permit.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Tue May 27, 2014 10:33 pm
by Shrooblord
It's stuck in a world where English people use Dutch words to describe things they don't completely understand themselves, like eigenvectors.
I wish SQRT( (-shit)^2 ).
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Tue May 27, 2014 10:37 pm
by Master
(Huh, not related, but an irl friend had a profile pic that said that.)
Using the power of complex numbers, it can!
I wish we could we apply De Moivres.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Tue May 27, 2014 11:36 pm
by Shrooblord
Sadly, we only know how to be suave.
I wish that cut us a better deal ...!
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Wed May 28, 2014 12:30 am
by Bradandez
It's available at the low, low price of $899999999.99 for a limited time!
I wish to infiltrate the Reset Surveillance Center.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 10:06 pm
by Master
You do, but Resetti caught you.
I wish your eardrums the best.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 10:08 pm
by Bradandez
Sure but my mental health isn't!
I wish for 3 more wishes!
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 10:10 pm
by Master
You do, but they do the opposite of what you ask.
I wish for a lack of varicose veins.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 10:12 pm
by Bradandez
Okay but your insurance isn't going to cover it.
I wish for a cool summer.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 10:13 pm
by Master
The Ice Age returned.
I wish my feet weren't so warm.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 10:14 pm
by Bradandez
Granted! You have feet no more!
I wish to plunder with pirates!
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 10:15 pm
by Master
You are the plunder.
I wish that I wasn't over-encumbered.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 10:16 pm
by Bradandez
No but it hurts my dreams.
I wish to have one penny.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 10:17 pm
by Master
You have a shilling.
I wish it were current.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 10:20 pm
by Bradandez
Now the world has plunged back in time.
I wish to have a time machine.