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tfw you realize the third Kao the Kangaroo game has been sitting on your to-play list for three years

I don’t think Rayman needs to return for the moment. Perhaps sometime far off in the future when the code for the ubiart engine is destroyed or something (jk).

Tfw you drop your dinner on the floor.

It's a bit funny to think that UbiArt initially was planned to be a publicly available engine (granted that doesn't mean the source code would've been available), I do wonder what that would've meant for potential game devs in the intervening years, especially given how much 2D games with a heavy artistic expression have taken off since (it seems Unity has become the tool of choice for those sorts of games, at least from what I've seen?)

TFW it's almost the end of January...

tfw you work on something on short notice and hours later you're told to stop doing that because someone else has already done it.

tfw your pizza order ends up wrong and you end up with extras cuz the pizza shop has to redo them

Oh hey, extra pizza isn't always a bad thing!

tfw you couldn't get enough sleep, and are really feeling tired the next day.

tfw you take out your phone's battery just to sanity-check a multimeter, and find it swollen

PluMGMK wrote: Fri Feb 13, 2026 8:45 pm tfw you take out your phone's battery just to sanity-check a multimeter, and find it swollen

Ok hold up, how does a phone battery of all things swell up? I need an explanation here pls!

The Jonster wrote: Sun Feb 15, 2026 8:37 am Ok hold up, how does a phone battery of all things swell up? I need an explanation here pls!

You've never heard of a swollen battery?? I'm shocked, I assumed this was something everyone knew about.

Anyway, it's not as bad as the picture in the post I linked, so I've decided to take the risk of continuing to use the phone, although I have ordered a replacement battery which will hopefully arrive next week…

Did somebody mention a swollen battery?
(That voltage/current energy tho )

You mean voltage/energy

PluMGMK wrote: Sun Feb 15, 2026 3:40 pm You've never heard of a swollen battery?? I'm shocked, I assumed this was something everyone knew about.

Anyway, it's not as bad as the picture in the post I linked, so I've decided to take the risk of continuing to use the phone, although I have ordered a replacement battery which will hopefully arrive next week…

Wow, this is new to me(gives me a reason to bump that thread later hahaha). Despite how often I drop my phone on the ground the batteries on all my phones have remained good.

...

tfw you learn something new even when you're older.

On a related note:
tfw you take a sewing needle to the USB-C port on your phone and manage to dig out more fluff and gunk than you could imagine even fitting in there! At least my cables now sit properly in the port instead of slipping out

PluMGMK wrote: Sun Feb 15, 2026 4:39 pm You mean voltage/energy

Oops, my bad I wasn’t exactly focused on what I was typing, my brain was kinda on autopilot there

tfw you rage at the Jaguar version of Rayman 1 being more difficult because you’re not used to it

Fifo wrote: Sun Feb 15, 2026 8:15 pm tfw you rage at the Jaguar version of Rayman 1 being more difficult because you’re not used to it

Yep, I feel that too! It's great that I'm finally getting to experience it though!

tfw you want to just hug people because you feel awful and want to have happiness again :'D

TFW the meaty food is so juicy it drives your tongue insane!!

Tfw you really want to like a soundtrack but it's just not clicking with you.

tfw the ibuprofen finally starts to kick in for your killer headache.

Ithasmore wrote: Mon Mar 09, 2026 2:41 pm tfw the ibuprofen finally starts to kick in for your killer headache.

Ugh, I know that feel.

tfw you’re given painkillers intravenously.