You know you suck at Rayman when...

[Sabertooth]

When iHoodoo has an iPhone

[Spyrodifusion]

Rolf appears on R2

Which Rolf? The one off the Muppets?

Because my surname is similar to that, and I think someone at school is stalking me...

Hey iHeckler, Rolf is a character from Ed Edd and Eddy, do you understand now?


Now where was I?


Ok, When Volteer beats the hell out of Rayman.

[Haruka]

Rayman is captured by Serguei with a Master Ball

[Spyrodifusion]

Rayman eats over 200 Krabby Patties.

[Haruka]

Rayman is obese

[Sabertooth]

Rayman is obese

RTFS

When they make Rayman: The Movie and the plot is based off Rayman 2

[Haruka]

RTFS

Rayman isn't obese. And you surely know that I was meaning a real obese shape, not just a prediction of Rayman's BMI if you choose "Yes" on the treasure thing.

When the Teensies are tall.

[PluMGMK]

if you choose "Yes" on the treasure thing.

You suck at Rayman in that case anyway.

[RayStormGirl]

Knaren eat you

[Haruka]

if you choose "Yes" on the treasure thing.

You suck at Rayman in that case anyway.

I think everyone clicked on "Yes" when playing the game for the first time...

Now returning to this topic:

When Globox does the fire dance

[Acarr]

Rayman's nose is buoyant on water.

I think everyone clicked on "Yes" when playing the game for the first time...

Yeah, just to see what happens

[El Dango]

Pressing 'yes' would be more fun if it made Rayman say something like: "Screw Clark! I go for the cash baby!"

[Sabertooth]

When Rayman picks up a hooker

[El Dango]

When a hooker picks up Rayman.

[Rsandee]

...When Rayman transforms into Chuck Norris and pwns every pirate/hoodlum.

[Sabertooth]

When Chuck Norris transforms into Chuck Boris

[Spyrodifusion]

When a Gryphon defeats you.

[Haruka]

The bats transform into Batman and Robin

[PluMGMK]

What do any of these have to do with Rayman?

when Shock Rockets make Masterkaag more powerful.

[Haruka]

When the Hoodstomper eats a Mushroom and grows up