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Such poopycock! the British are the best ever! we have the best food!!!

Last day I was in my Maths class and guess what? THE TEACHER SOLVED A PROBLEM WHERE RAYMAN WAS INVOLVED. Although he was the one responsible for robbing the car and driving fast and I was like mmmm okay??? Then he admitted he was part of the Murfy Hate Club so everything made sense.

Aw gee, this PHD is stressing me out! I think I'll go listen to some Linkin Park to calm me down, before going back to the 20 different topics that I have to manage!

(Hope the PHD stops being so stressful for you though, getting it while dealing with everytging else in life seems like a lot to manage.)

Ah snap, I cannot tolerate this stupid school issued chrome book, it's the worst thing ever.

Crikey, seems I've gone and let my tea go cold. Better go stick the kettle on and brew another cuppa, hopefully in time before Dr. Who begins.

This LCD screen sucks, it's not OLED perfect black! Time to facepalm all non-OLED technology!

Oh cool, you got a Vita? Oh wait, the model 2000? Meh, I'm not a fan of that one. 1000 all the way. OLED supremacy!

EdgyRabbid wrote: Thu Oct 02, 2025 7:35 pm Now my brain is fucking mush!

(In other words, a brain stew! ba-dum-tss i only came back to make this stupid joke)
I’m green Globox.

Man, I sure do love Phoenix Wright! I think I'll go play some while listening to some Electronic Music, or maybe I'll go watch some art youtubers again!

Can’t wait for the road trip I’m going in in East Carolina this Summer! I’m also bringing my skis so I can ski atop my car while it moves while listening to the music I downloaded on internet archive!

Man I’m so exited to take the metro to go to France and eat beans on toast even though I’m in France!

France? I’m French Canadian, so I’m kinda Fench! Hope you have fun in my country goop

Yeah sure, but I fucking love cricket! It’s an actual sport we play back in my country. Unlike that lame-o curling!

Hey, I like curling! Even though the curling venue near me sells “beer” that is a maple leaf in water.. for $2518!!! Like come on! But it’s for a fundraiser so

wow that amount of money is crazy

I gotta agree with goop here. Like who the f•ck is spending that much on f•cking beer anyway? I need to listen to With You by Linkin Park while driving along a motorway and watching F1 to calm down now.

Right, while you lot are at it, I'll be having a cuppa and some crumpets! Reckon I should slag off Rayman 2 again, haven't done that in donkey's years... Nah, I'll just stick on some Green Day while waffling on about some dodgy conspiracy theory I saw online, like the Babylonokia, innit!

Thank you random British translator I found online for letting me truly emulate Greengoops unadulterated Britishness.
https://anythingtranslate.com/translato ... translator

(Well, I hate to say this sounded completely normal to me)

Anyway, I’m pretty impressed with this translator I just found, even though I didn’t find it! Anyway, I had to look up what a donkey was after reading that post, must be another British thing goop always talks about.

Oi mate, wot u doin'? I'll kick your teeth in if you touch that Yorkshire pudding!

i'M tOo OlD tO pUlL aN AlLnIghTeR

(karma will make me regret this joke soon enough, I'll be right where you are in 2-3 years so I guess that gives me the right to joke about this haha)