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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

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Because... I ate a hotdog?

Why do I make so much sense?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

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Because the sun orbits the earth.

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Because........of global warming!

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With a fridge.

How do you distinguish warm milk and varm milk?
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By calling Brock from Pokemon!

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It's a ball that pokes you.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

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Because I'M BATMAN!

Why do bats fly?
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Mice discovered that they could use wings.

Why am I typing?
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Because fish fingers are in season :fou:

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Because of the roots.

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Only with the use of plastic cups.

Why does paper taste good?
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Because you drew a picture of a cake on it with MAGIC MARKERS!!!!

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

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Because of the Wizard of OZ

What is a wizard?
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Someone who takes a magnificent whizz.

How many times a day should I floss my toes?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

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Twenty ten times :P


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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

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Because of Bill Gates!

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

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'Cause it goes up and down and all around!

Why is it called football and not footsphere, if it's empty inside?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

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Because air is a solid.

Why is it called a solid and not "very hard thing"?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

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In order to allow warm butter to join the Solid Coalition without everybody seeing that's just plain wrong.

Why have I never found an elevator with elevator music?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

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Dramatic effect.
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