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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2011 10:41 pm
by ikke471
Because... I ate a hotdog?
Why do I make so much sense?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2011 10:49 pm
by Master
Because the sun orbits the earth.
Why do I need a Fusion Cannon and Ion Blaster?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2011 10:51 pm
by Evil-Thingamajig
Because........of global warming!
How do humans swim?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2011 11:12 pm
by stan423321
With a fridge.
How do you distinguish warm milk and varm milk?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2011 11:15 pm
by Evil-Thingamajig
By calling Brock from Pokemon!
What is a pokeball?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2011 11:16 pm
by stan423321
It's a ball that pokes you.
Why FQASA for Thunder Bolt works better than QFASA?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2011 11:19 pm
by Evil-Thingamajig
Because I'M BATMAN!
Why do bats fly?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2011 11:22 pm
by Master
Mice discovered that they could use wings.
Why am I typing?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2011 11:24 pm
by Evil-Thingamajig
Because fish fingers are in season
Why are carrots good for your eyes?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2011 11:53 pm
by Master
Because of the roots.
Can someone open the pod bay doors?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 12:50 am
by Keane
Only with the use of plastic cups.
Why does paper taste good?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 1:20 pm
by THEdragon
Because you drew a picture of a cake on it with MAGIC MARKERS!!!!
WHY did the Musician even have a super helicopter potion anyway!?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 4:47 pm
by Evil-Thingamajig
Because of the Wizard of OZ
What is a wizard?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 4:49 pm
by THEdragon
Someone who takes a magnificent whizz.
How many times a day should I floss my toes?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 4:55 pm
by Danone
Twenty ten times
Why signatures are so orsum?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 5:17 pm
by Evil-Thingamajig
Because of Bill Gates!
Why is the world round?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 5:33 pm
by stan423321
'Cause it goes up and down and all around!
Why is it called football and not footsphere, if it's empty inside?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 5:35 pm
by Evil-Thingamajig
Because air is a solid.
Why is it called a solid and not "very hard thing"?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 5:40 pm
by stan423321
In order to allow warm butter to join the Solid Coalition without everybody seeing that's just plain wrong.
Why have I never found an elevator with elevator music?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 5:56 pm
by Master
Dramatic effect.
Why am I Batman?