Corrupt a wish!

[MLII]

wish granted, but now you don't understand anything else. O:

i wish my otp were canon

[Master]

It is, the fangirls aren't too happy though.

I wish for higher WPM.

[stan423321]

Spline is a type of curve formed by applying fancy coefficients to points found by interplexing regular input points with other points that form nice bouncing lines for those input points. Unfortunately, this tells you nothing useful.

I wish to understand the universe.

[MLII]

wish granted, but you fall out of bed O:

i wish i had a balloon ono

[Master]

Even better, you become balloon.

I wish you'd sour amongst the mountains.

[Shrooblord]

You become a curvy llama.

I wish to be a sexy Llamaggot.

[saerleiya]

i wanna be immortal!

[TheCheesyDream]

Done, but every breath you take will be painful.

I want a ball pit!

[stan423321]

Sure, but you share it with Uwe Boll.

I wish to know what's for dinner!

[Master]

Zelda, really.

I wish for Neurotoxin

[saerleiya]

I wish for GLaDOS to have a nice day with her friends

[Master]

She did, she gifted them all neurotoxin.

I wish it was cream scented.

[Bradandez]

You are stood under a crowd of people.

I wish I had six fingers.

[Master]

You git six fingers, say goodbye to the other four.

I wish for better resilience.

[Shrooblord]

They grew on your back.

I want fish fingers.

[Master]

You get custard.

I wish for Daleks.

[RibShark]

You are exterminated.

I wish for Rayman 4.

[TheCheesyDream]

You get another rabbid game.

I wish I could fly.

[Bradandez]

You fly into the sun!

I wish for a pony!

[Shrooblord]

You fly into a pylon.

I wish to have nine tails.