Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Evil-Thingamajig]

No it's a vegetable!

Why are carrots orange?

[Adsolution]

Because they're a little faster than the red ones.

How many fucks could a woodfuck give if a woodfuck could fuck wood?

[Evil-Thingamajig]

A hell of a lot of fucks!

What is a tree?

[stan423321]

A tree is something like Wallace tree, but not necessarily Wallace.

Why are tesselation shaders and geometry shaders called shaders while they are not supposed to do shading?

[ikke471]

Because I have no idea what you're talking about...

Who?

[Evil-Thingamajig]

ME!

What is the best colour in the world?

[ikke471]

Banana blue

What the ****

[Evil-Thingamajig]

fuct?

What is snow?

[ikke471]

Pure evil! (this is true)

Why?

[Evil-Thingamajig]

Because of the Snowmen Mob!

Why is snow white?

[ikke471]

Because white is the color of evil

Why minecraft?

[Skaarj]

overrated
why minecraft is so famous?

[Rayrobi]

because its not infamous.
Why are Annoying orange is so annoying?

[Evil-Thingamajig]

Because of strawberries.

What is the best thing to add sugar with?

[Spanex]

Salt.

WHY DOES THIS COMBINATION TASTE SO HORRIBLE ARRGH

[Psychlops]

Because it's so delicious!

Why is the sky blue?

[ikke471]

because...bananas....

do you think so?

[Mr. Dark Thingamajig]

yes, because... Banana and Batman

EDIT: why did i forgot an question

[ikke471]

because of the crossroad in your head

why does love excists?

[Rayray1994]

Cause God is a damn joker!

Why am I so stupid?