Rayman Pirate-Community

Posted: **Sat Aug 02, 2014 10:20 am**

I wish to fly like a cloud.

Posted: **Sat Aug 02, 2014 10:22 am**

You become Nine Tails.

I wish for a Nexus 5.

Posted: **Sat Aug 02, 2014 10:22 am**

You get mistaken for a duck and are immediately shot down.

I wish to visit Mars.

Posted: **Sat Aug 02, 2014 10:22 am**

I wish my computer won't crash soon enough

Posted: **Sat Aug 02, 2014 10:24 am**

It doesn't, it implodes instead.

I wish that I were a cyborg.

Posted: **Sat Aug 02, 2014 10:40 am**

You are now a cyborg who is now troubled with the meaning of human life and the knowledge of emotions.

I wish for a mayo sandwich.

Posted: **Sat Aug 02, 2014 10:41 am**

It is poisoned.

I wish for more time!

Posted: **Sat Aug 02, 2014 10:42 am**

It's now slowed down a lot!

I wish to make a Discovery.

Posted: **Sat Aug 02, 2014 10:42 am**

Congratz'. You can't die, but everybody else can!

I wish I could finish a book.

Posted: **Sat Aug 02, 2014 10:45 am**

You finish it and it explodes.

I wish for energy.

Posted: **Sat Aug 02, 2014 10:46 am**

You do, it's a book about your inevitable demise.

I wish that wasn't so morbid.

Posted: **Sat Aug 02, 2014 10:47 am**

Now you're morbids. You have the highest bids of all!

I wish there was a Rayman Origins 2.

Posted: **Sat Aug 02, 2014 10:53 am**

It exists, as Rayman Legends! (Depending on your point of view, that can be good or bad, right?)

I wish there was a dragon egg of my own.

Posted: **Sat Aug 02, 2014 10:55 am**

Congrats', you are now a dragon egg.

I wish I could walk on the moon.

Posted: **Sat Aug 02, 2014 10:55 am**

IT'S IN YOUR STOMACH AND IT'S HATCHING MUA HA HA HA

I wish for a bottle of cheese.

Posted: **Sat Aug 02, 2014 10:56 am**

The bottle is indestructable and unopenable.

I wish for world peace.

Posted: **Sat Aug 02, 2014 11:03 am**

The world is now a piece of pie.

I wish Rayman 1 was a good game!

Posted: **Sat Aug 02, 2014 11:07 am**

It is, but nobody cares because of 88 Metacritic score.

I wish to enjoy faster posting.

Posted: **Sat Aug 02, 2014 11:09 am**

(Hehe, I can hear a lynch mob)
It becomes Rayman Origins.

I wish my phone looked funky.

Posted: **Sat Aug 02, 2014 11:15 am**

It's whickidy whack yo!

I wish I was groovy.

Corrupt a wish!