Rayman Pirate-Community

Posted: **Sat Aug 02, 2014 8:36 pm**

I am and I sabotage you!

No wish for you ah!

Posted: **Sat Aug 02, 2014 8:42 pm**

No hug for you then!

I wish for a nice guy!

Posted: **Sat Aug 02, 2014 9:14 pm**

He steals your money when you become really close.

I wish to learn how to drive.

Posted: **Sat Aug 02, 2014 9:20 pm**

You learn to drive, but then you get hit and killed by a bi-plane whilst walking back from the test centre.

I wish that never before lizards, son

Posted: **Sat Aug 02, 2014 9:27 pm**

Geckos now, mofo!

I wish I had a job.

Posted: **Sat Aug 02, 2014 9:32 pm**

There aren't, now they're just all deadly chickens.

I wish for snow.

Posted: **Sat Aug 02, 2014 9:33 pm**

Granted, now you clean toilets for a living

I wish I had a snowman

Posted: **Sat Aug 02, 2014 9:34 pm**

Oh, Master. I see we had the same idea....

Posted: **Sat Aug 02, 2014 9:35 pm**

Snowman is cursed.

I wish to meet Uncle Fuka.

Posted: **Sat Aug 02, 2014 9:36 pm**

You meet him, and now you're fucked...

I wish for an uncorrupted wish

Posted: **Sat Aug 02, 2014 9:37 pm**

Haha.

Because coincidence, we'll get snow.

I wish for coincidence.

Posted: **Sat Aug 02, 2014 9:37 pm**

It's not very satisfying.

I wish to meet Satan.

Posted: **Sat Aug 02, 2014 9:38 pm**

You meet him, but then you get gunned down by jesus with an ak47

I wish for more camera

Posted: **Sat Aug 02, 2014 9:40 pm**

Your find out Satan is a fangirl for One Direction.

I wish for candy island.

Posted: **Sat Aug 02, 2014 9:41 pm**

You get Heavy Camera, have fun carrying it.

I wish for imagination.

Posted: **Sat Aug 02, 2014 9:47 pm**

You have it but it doesn't have unlimited use. Have fun!

I wish to be the best villain in the world!

Posted: **Sat Aug 02, 2014 9:47 pm**

It's not me!

I wish to win!

Posted: **Sat Aug 02, 2014 9:48 pm**

You lost, too bad!

I wish I had a good isp.

Posted: **Sat Aug 02, 2014 9:48 pm**

You lose

I wish for ramen

Posted: **Sat Aug 02, 2014 9:48 pm**

You win but at what cost?

I wish to have boobs. Big ones.

Corrupt a wish!