Re: Rayman himself
Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 11:30 pm
Okay you definately asked for it.Rulez wrote:A sextape w/Rayman?
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Re: Rayman himself
Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 11:30 pm
Which was exactly what my post was trying to convey, guys. 
Edit: SHROOB YOU NINJA ;^;
Edit: SHROOB YOU NINJA ;^;
Re: Rayman himself
Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 11:34 pm
Aw, did I put bad images in people's heads 
Re: Rayman himself
Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 11:40 pm
I wonder if they have a special equivalent for mating rituals; like "bubblizing" in place of death.BarkingChaos wrote:*Wildlife host voice* We will now see the mating rituals of the elusive Rayman. Never before has such actions been caught on tape.
Re: Rayman himself
Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 11:41 pm
Always here and watching, baby.MLII wrote:SHROOB YOU NINJA ;^;
Re: Rayman himself
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 12:22 am
Alright people, what Rayman and Raymansgirl22 does in their own room STAYS in their room, no need to discuss it here.
Re: Rayman himself
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 1:43 am
Hoodcom wrote:Alright people, what Rayman and Raymansgirl22 does in their own room STAYS in their room, no need to discuss it here.
Re: Rayman himself
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 5:59 am
I think you did put BAD images in their heads..haha I have my own thoughts that involve Rayman.BarkingChaos wrote:Aw, did I put bad images in people's heads
Re: Rayman himself
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 6:02 am
Apparently you dream about it all the time. 
Re: Rayman himself
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 6:29 am
You're absolutely right about that! You'll never know what happens behind closed doors.Hoodcom wrote:Apparently you dream about it all the time.
Poor Rayman..
Re: Rayman himself
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 7:34 am
Will you ever let him be a hero, ever again?
Re: Rayman himself
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 8:59 am
Please, this is really making me want to post some Rule 34's. Don't provoke me.
Re: Rayman himself
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 11:39 am
But how in the hell can you have sex with Ra--
You know what? Never goddamn mind.
You know what? Never goddamn mind.
Re: Rayman himself
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 12:08 pm
His species breeds through an ancient magic ritual in which the female rubs flower pollen in her eyes and the male takes that flower and shoves it up his nose.Rulez wrote:But how in the hell can you have sex with Ra--
You know what? Never goddamn mind.
Re: Rayman himself
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 12:13 pm
THEdragon wrote:His species breeds through an ancient magic ritual in which the female rubs flower pollen in her eyes and the male takes that flower and shoves it up his nose.Rulez wrote:But how in the hell can you have sex with Ra--
You know what? Never goddamn mind.
Re: Rayman himself
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 12:34 pm
That's probably why the species is dying off. Couples are thinking, 'is it worth it?'
....And I feel sorry for the poor raymanian parents who have to explain to their children where babies come from. XD
....And I feel sorry for the poor raymanian parents who have to explain to their children where babies come from. XD
Re: Rayman himself
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 12:40 pm
'You see, dearie, mommy rubs a flower in her eyes, then daddy takes it and shoves it up his nose. Any questions?'THEdragon wrote:That's probably why the species is dying off. Couples are thinking, 'is it worth it?'
....And I feel sorry for the poor raymanian parents who have to explain to their children where babies come from. XD
'I will never have a girlfriend ffs.'
'THAT'S MY BOY!'
Re: Rayman himself
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 1:01 pm
This is why the hippie couple are the only characters in Rayman 1 with offspring. Hippies are okay with getting personal with flowers like that.Rulez wrote:'You see, dearie, mommy rubs a flower in her eyes, then daddy takes it and shoves it up his nose. Any questions?'THEdragon wrote:That's probably why the species is dying off. Couples are thinking, 'is it worth it?'
....And I feel sorry for the poor raymanian parents who have to explain to their children where babies come from. XD
'I will never have a girlfriend ffs.'
'THAT'S MY BOY!'
Re: Rayman himself
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 1:03 pm
Ah those silly hippies, the offspring of nature. Somehow.THEdragon wrote:This is why the hippie couple are the only characters in Rayman 1 with offspring. Hippies are okay with getting personal with flowers like that.Rulez wrote:'You see, dearie, mommy rubs a flower in her eyes, then daddy takes it and shoves it up his nose. Any questions?'THEdragon wrote:That's probably why the species is dying off. Couples are thinking, 'is it worth it?'
....And I feel sorry for the poor raymanian parents who have to explain to their children where babies come from. XD
'I will never have a girlfriend ffs.'
'THAT'S MY BOY!'
Re: Rayman himself
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 2:41 pm
We should track down that crazy TheRealRayman guy who used to post here and see how Raymansgirl22 reacts.