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Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2014 6:00 pm
by Bradandez
Granted, but you get herpes. Unrelated to the looking into the future and stuff, you just get herpes.
I wish to have a jack-o-latern for a head.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2014 9:20 pm
by Maz
You'll burn your tongue, courtesy of the candle.
I wish I'd never have to worry about money again.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2014 2:57 am
by Bradandez
Granted, you sell body parts illegally.
I wish to have a top hat.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2014 6:46 am
by MisterDark'sFanClub
Your top hat is too tall to fit inside your car, courtesy of the Mayor of Halloween Town.
I wish to be the Seven Holidays Queen!
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2014 9:22 am
by Bradandez
Granted. You are now Queen of these Seven Holidays; Presidents' Day, Arbor Day, Labor Day, Memorial Day, Veteran's Day, Martin Luther King Day, and Grandparents' Day.
I wish that I had a parasite buddy.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2014 2:45 pm
by Shrooblord
He eats your face.
I wish the world I know to end. Yessss
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2014 12:57 am
by Bradandez
Okay. We leave you behind as the world ends and we live on Mars and survive.
I wish to have a genie.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 9:48 am
by Bradandez
I wish I didn't kill so many threads.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 9:49 am
by Master
You don't, but you become a grumpy grump who no-one talks to, thus you get ignored.
I wish i wasn't so dark.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 9:50 am
by Bradandez
Granted! You are no the whitest white!
I wish I knew who the real slim shady is.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 9:51 am
by Master
You do, but no-one said you were safe to now. Sleep tight...
I wish I didn't have these laptop burns.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 9:51 am
by Pirez
Now you're minuscule. Less surface of blackness.
I wish you'd help us find Hunch.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 9:52 am
by Master
I do, but I give cryptic clues like the crazed elder I've become.
I wish I didn't have eczema.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 9:52 am
by Serza5
Granted but he's away from RPC busy with ladies
I want to not look like death
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 9:52 am
by Bradandez
Uh, you don't. But now you have super herpes,
I wish my parents loved me.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 9:53 am
by Pirez
Okay : now it's death that looks like you.
I wish I was a baller
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 9:53 am
by Bradandez
You are one huge testicle.
I wished I had one dollar.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 9:54 am
by Serza5
You have 1 monopoly dollar
I want a monopoly set
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 9:54 am
by Master
You get a dollar from the 1900s, it's completely worthless.
I wish I had an AC unit.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 9:54 am
by Bradandez
It has poison on the box.
I wish rats could dance.