Rayman Pirate-Community

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 9:06 pm**

Aha, but that is part of the plan, the hugs that make you one of my cuddly army.

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 9:07 pm**

Evil cuddly army, that you dreamed up last night while sleeping in the shower.

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 9:08 pm**

Sleeping is a hygienic art, why wouldn't one sleep in the shower.

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 9:11 pm**

Everyone sleeps in the shower, it's the new law of the land.

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 9:15 pm**

As decreed by Chibi Lord Reese, eh?

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 9:17 pm**

Yes, I made you my maid to clean my house.

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 9:19 pm**

As you command, Lord Chibi Reese.

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 9:35 pm**

I didn't eat too much of a snack, right now.

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 9:43 pm**

Lord Chibi Reese would never do such a thing indeed.

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 9:44 pm**

Never, I'm too perfect for Master.

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 9:46 pm**

Flattery is so alluring.

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 9:47 pm**

That is why you fell in love with everyone here, wishing to marry them all.

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 9:48 pm**

And you fashioned the rings, ya ol' metalsmith.

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 9:49 pm**

Aye laddy, I'm the best blacksmith you ever saw!

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 9:51 pm**

Yup, and you're also the mayor, go figure.

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 9:52 pm**

I am also... your father.... fear me, you young whipper snapper.

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 9:53 pm**

Yessir, I'll go to my room.

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 9:56 pm**

I took your computer and radiator away from you.

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 9:58 pm**

Curse you Lord Chibi Reese!

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 9:59 pm**

I shall take away all your bacon and make you eat nothing but raw eggs.

Lie to me. But in a very narrow, and specific manner.