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When in the Rayman 1 Intro scene,The Magician calls Rayman,Rayman on his hammock says : No Problem!,but he never wakes up.

When Rayman is still sleeping in his hammock when the Rabbids invade Earth.

When you can't log into PC.

When your password is "Rayman"

Globox shouts "RAAAAYMAAAAAN! YOU'RE FIRED!!!!" in R3.

When you make a post as stupid as that one.

When you want to talk about Burnout-related stuff, here.

When getting hit drains your lums.

Hey wait a minute, Sabertooth1000000000 is Blacklumbob, right?

.....when a mini Jano pushes you off the edje of a cliff.

When you think the music sucks.

...When Rayman its the Prince of Persia,and the Dahaka its the Grolgoth.

No wait,that would be pwnsome.

When Rayman is bought by 4kids. Which will never happen.

Spyrodifusion wrote:Hey wait a minute, Sabertooth1000000000 is Blacklumbob, right?

I wouldn't have ever seen this post had it not been for my Search Stories video. Anyway, the answer is no.

When Razorbeard steals the Protoon formula.

WHEN RAYMAN IS BOUGHT BY SEGA. OR EA.

but seriously, you know you suck at Rayman when, in the intro scene in Rayman 3, when Globox pulls Rayman's arms off, he also takes Rayman's soul. This means, that, not only is there no R3, but also no Rabbids, which I think is great, the Rabbids are the worst thing to happen to Rayman since the Rayman "Game Over" was invented. That's like 11 years or so.

also, you know you suck at Rayman when you launch a fist, it bounces off a wall, and it hits you and you die.

you also know you suck at Rayman when, in Rayman 2, when you get introduced to the Woods of Light level (right after you fall off the prison ship), and Rayman calls "GLOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOX!", Globox falls on Rayman, and Rayman dies.

...you think Reflux is actually an ally, and wonder why he's kicking your ass.

...Rayman ODs himself to death, because he knows what's coming for him when you get hold of he controller.

...When Rayman swallows Globox.

...You turn on the game and see:

[offtopic] Guardian, your signature looks awfully close to something I would find from www.tulidragon.deviantart.com ... Did you trace it?