Corrupt a wish!

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Aug 08, 2015 9:55 am

They dance and spread plague, nice job.

I wish for long lasting ink cartridges.

Pirez · Post by **Pirez** » Sat Aug 08, 2015 9:56 am

You can now dance.

I wish my wish came true

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sat Aug 08, 2015 9:56 am

Granted, you have AIDS now

I wish Tom Hanks wasn't dead

Serza5 · Post by **Serza5** » Sat Aug 08, 2015 9:56 am

He's now a zombie

I wish there was less time

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sat Aug 08, 2015 9:57 am

Granted, time excels rapidly and kills us all.

I wish I was a genie

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Aug 08, 2015 9:57 am

You become a genie, you then are summoned by a crazy loon.

I wish I had something to eat.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sat Aug 08, 2015 9:59 am

Here's a rock.

I wish John Cena came to my Birthday party.

Serza5 · Post by **Serza5** » Sat Aug 08, 2015 10:00 am

Granted but he's in your stripper cake

I wish I had one of those

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sat Aug 08, 2015 10:02 am

Granted. You have one and a half dead stripper in your cake.

I wish My Little Pony was real

Pirez · Post by **Pirez** » Sat Aug 08, 2015 10:03 am

Now you have one of those. But you can't enter it.

I wish my computer was better

Serza5 · Post by **Serza5** » Sat Aug 08, 2015 10:03 am

Granted but all the bronies get to them first for live action pornos

I wish I had more coffee

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sat Aug 08, 2015 10:04 am

Granted. It's actually mud.

I wish I had a best butt buddy

Serza5 · Post by **Serza5** » Sat Aug 08, 2015 12:48 pm

Granted but he's only a bitt

I wish there was more people active

Pirez · Post by **Pirez** » Sat Aug 08, 2015 12:53 pm

Granted : GOTG is back

I wish I had a gf.

Serza5 · Post by **Serza5** » Sat Aug 08, 2015 12:54 pm

Granted but she's basically you

I wish I had a bird

Pirez · Post by **Pirez** » Sat Aug 08, 2015 1:02 pm

Serza5 wrote:Granted but she's basically you

How is that bad?

You get a bald eagle whose favorite food is your face

I wish my cat didn't have the sniffles

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Aug 08, 2015 1:03 pm

They no longer have the sniffles, but the broker was evil and wanted a furcoat...

I wish that wasn't so dark.

Serza5 · Post by **Serza5** » Sat Aug 08, 2015 1:19 pm

Granted but you find out you're partially blind

I wish I was a butterfly

stan423321 · Post by **stan423321** » Sat Aug 08, 2015 2:31 pm

You are an eaten butterfly.

I wish for a LESSER AIR TEMPERATURE

Serza5 · Post by **Serza5** » Sat Aug 08, 2015 2:40 pm

Done but it's only 1 degrees

I wish I had google

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