Rayman Pirate-Community

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2015 9:55 am**

They dance and spread plague, nice job.

I wish for long lasting ink cartridges.

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2015 9:56 am**

You can now dance.

I wish my wish came true

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2015 9:56 am**

Granted, you have AIDS now

I wish Tom Hanks wasn't dead

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2015 9:56 am**

He's now a zombie

I wish there was less time

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2015 9:57 am**

Granted, time excels rapidly and kills us all.

I wish I was a genie

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2015 9:57 am**

You become a genie, you then are summoned by a crazy loon.

I wish I had something to eat.

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2015 9:59 am**

Here's a rock.

I wish John Cena came to my Birthday party.

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2015 10:00 am**

Granted but he's in your stripper cake

I wish I had one of those

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2015 10:02 am**

Granted. You have one and a half dead stripper in your cake.

I wish My Little Pony was real

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2015 10:03 am**

Now you have one of those. But you can't enter it.

I wish my computer was better

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2015 10:03 am**

Granted but all the bronies get to them first for live action pornos

I wish I had more coffee

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2015 10:04 am**

Granted. It's actually mud.

I wish I had a best butt buddy

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2015 12:48 pm**

Granted but he's only a bitt

I wish there was more people active

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2015 12:53 pm**

Granted : GOTG is back

I wish I had a gf.

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2015 12:54 pm**

Granted but she's basically you

I wish I had a bird

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2015 1:02 pm**

Serza5 wrote:Granted but she's basically you

How is that bad?

You get a bald eagle whose favorite food is your face

I wish my cat didn't have the sniffles

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2015 1:03 pm**

They no longer have the sniffles, but the broker was evil and wanted a furcoat...

I wish that wasn't so dark.

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2015 1:19 pm**

Granted but you find out you're partially blind

I wish I was a butterfly

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2015 2:31 pm**

You are an eaten butterfly.

I wish for a LESSER AIR TEMPERATURE

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2015 2:40 pm**

Done but it's only 1 degrees

I wish I had google

Corrupt a wish!