Rayman Pirate-Community

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:01 pm**

That's a major loss.

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:01 pm**

To make up for it, I upgraded your laptop RAM to 1MB total.

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:03 pm**

I am joyed by this major upgrade.

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:04 pm**

I also upgraded your brain to have a 2.34MHz processor. No need to thank me.

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:06 pm**

It's almost as if I can feel the bits streaming in my nerves.

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:07 pm**

You are streaming fifteen million bits through your nerves, in high definition.

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:10 pm**

It's totally acceptable.

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:11 pm**

I packed you into a box and shipped you to China, to see the dragons.

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:13 pm**

Then I trained them to be secret Ninja Army.

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:13 pm**

That is why you always ninja post me, on a daily basis.

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:15 pm**

And why I can totally breathe fire.

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:15 pm**

That's because you ate a very hot and spicy meal.

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:16 pm**

I love spicy things, I ate a chilli pepper once.

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:17 pm**

I dislike spicy foods, so I push them off to Master.

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:18 pm**

And I push them to the incinerator.

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:19 pm**

I didn't just sneeze twice, no sir.

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:20 pm**

Your nose is now being held over the incinerator.

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:22 pm**

Master was mean, and caused me to burn with that.

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:24 pm**

The sneeze is now gone, however.

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:25 pm**

It isn't gone, it came back!

Lie to me. But in a very narrow, and specific manner.