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Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 2:42 pm
by stan423321
You had it in the past. It doesn't affect the present in any degree.
I wish for an FTL travel vessel.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 2:42 pm
by Serza5
Granted but it only takes you to short ditances
I wish I had goggles
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 2:44 pm
by Master
They show you the abyss, and the abyss stared into you.
I wish I had a power suit.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 2:50 pm
by Serza5
Granted but it's too tight
I wish I had boots
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 2:55 pm
by stan423321
They're both left.
I wish I had a bowl of rice noodles.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 2:55 pm
by Serza5
Granted but it's rice that looks like noodles
I wish I had ramen
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 2:57 pm
by stan423321
Good! It's frozen though.
I wish I had a hoverboard.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 2:58 pm
by Serza5
Granted but it only hovers on specific un common terrein
I wish I had a hover bike
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 2:59 pm
by stan423321
It's upside down and hovers only so much, so it scratches your head while you're riding.
I wish I had a way to slow down time without slowing down my thoughts.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 3:00 pm
by Serza5
Granted but there is no way to reset the speed it was originally at
I wish time would stop
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 3:03 pm
by stan423321
Your wish got granted just before you realized iiiiiiiiiii
I wish there were catapults in city streets instead of zebra crossings.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 3:04 pm
by Serza5
Granted but everyone always dies using it
I wish I had a catapult
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 3:07 pm
by stan423321
It somehow manages to catapult itself to your local parlament and becomes the prime minister. It's first initiative is to free itself.
I wish for a nail.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 3:07 pm
by Serza5
Granted, you get a human nail that's nailed onto a wall
I wish I had nail clippers
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 3:09 pm
by stan423321
They're nailed to your nails, so you can't use them on yourself.
I wish for an ampersand.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 3:10 pm
by Serza5
Not granted because I have no idea what that is
I wish I knew what that was
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 3:18 pm
by stan423321
You do, then you realize the futility of your wish and your life is ruined forever.
I wish I had less shaky hands.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 3:18 pm
by Serza5
Granted but they're too stiff to type
I wish there was less time left
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 3:20 pm
by stan423321
There is, now! Happy?
I wish I could spin effortlessly.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 3:20 pm
by Serza5
Granted but you're always dizzy even after the smallest of spins
I wish I had a spinda