Rayman Pirate-Community

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:27 pm**

Prepare the weaponised antivirus, we must.

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:27 pm**

I turned you into the antivirus software, to stop it.

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:29 pm**

I will go and free the cells, Chibi Reese! And bring back your good health from this mysterious sneeze.

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:30 pm**

Master was so mean, he didn't heal me! This is so not a lie!

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:32 pm**

Your good health turned into the Great Protoon.

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:34 pm**

And you turned into the evil Razorbeard.

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:35 pm**

And then you became Rayman 1.

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:36 pm**

Then I kicked your sorry arse so hard, you kissed the moon!

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:37 pm**

Then the moon turned into a Pinball game.

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:37 pm**

It turned into a super Master Epic Pinball Adventure Game. With candy.

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:38 pm**

And sparkly stuff, with a Starman.

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:39 pm**

Our world we live in, is Sonic Pinball.

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:40 pm**

And we all roll around at the speed of sound.

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:46 pm**

Master got stolen by Bowser, last night.

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:47 pm**

Then Hoodcom had to go on a magical quest.

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:48 pm**

I had to search for the uncoolest person on earth, too.

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:49 pm**

That's our Hoodcom, picks out the bad 'uns.

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:49 pm**

Master had been such a terrible friend, lately.

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:50 pm**

It's all part of the Dedede plan of doom.

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:51 pm**

King Dedede is your mother, for crying out loud!

Lie to me. But in a very narrow, and specific manner.