Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Smega]

Depends whether your slippers can generate static electricity.

What does the O on Rayman's chest stand for?

[THEdragon]

Orthodontist.

How does Tarayzan wear an earring when he does not have visible ears?

[Smega]

He does have ears; it's his hair, so he puts it in his hair.

If Betilla gave birth to Rayman from nymph energy, who did the same for Tarayzan and the Musician?

[THEdragon]

Globox did. But then he killed them because he wanted to play a cruel prank on Rayman by making him the only member of his species.

Why did the Magician have such long hair?

[Smega]

Globox did. But then he killed them because he wanted to play a cruel prank on Rayman by making him the only member of his species.

8O

Why did the Magician have such long hair?

Magic shampoo.


Can Rayman beat Globox in arm wrestling?

[THEdragon]

Of course, Rayman also wins at licking his elbows.

Is Betilla really the Magician's favourite fairy?

[Shrooblord]

Nah, he's more into Ly; longer legs you see.

What do you get when you crossbreed Rayman with Globox? What would it be called?

[THEdragon]

Abomination.

Why the heck would member of a limbless species be attracted to long legs?

[Smega]

Opposites attract.

What do you get when you crossbreed Rayman with Globox? What would it be called?

Globox Rayman, of course.


Will a canon Raygirl ever exist?

[THEdragon]

Probably not but it would be great if she was his sister or cousin so then the fangirls who want a Rayman/Raygirl pairing can cry lolololololol

Why is the Book of Knowledge on a bookstand too tall for the Magician to reach?

[Smega]

It doesn't matter, the Magician can't read.

What would Rayman do if he met Crash Bandicoot?

[THEdragon]

It doesn't matter, the Magician can't read.

The English with Rayman intro makes just that little bit more sense now. All those bookshelves in his house, however, make less.

If Rayman met Crash Bandicoot, they would go to Starbucks together to enjoy a coffee and have a nice conversation.

Why is the sky blue?

[Smega]

It used to be purple but it got cancer and started bleeding profusely.

What are each of the nymphs's favourite movies?

[THEdragon]

The Human Centipede. All of them.

What did the Magician's parents look like?

[Adsolution]

The exact same.

What did E say after I? Would E always let itself go last if a C came before them all?

[THEdragon]

Dunno, but G might be having an affair with W.

Wouldn't Candy Chateau melt/go stale in the sun

[Smega]

It's made of magic candy.

What's Rayman's favourite hygiene product?

[Rayrobi]

His soup.

What kinda soup do Rayman have?

[THEdragon]

Soup made from the blood of his ancestors.

What is floor polish REALLY made of?

[Rulez]

Polish people.

Why is vodka better than beer?