Rayman Pirate-Community

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2015 3:38 pm**

You have one now, but it spins so much that you can't stop vomiting.

I wish I was a superstar.

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2015 3:38 pm**

Done but it spins so much you vomit

I wish I can't vomit

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2015 3:39 pm**

Would have been useful for me tonight.

I wish I'll beat my previous year record.

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2015 3:40 pm**

Granted but it's so high you'll never be able to beat it

I wish we got the posts we needed

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2015 3:42 pm**

Granted. You have the posts you need, but not the one you deserve right now.

I wish LoveMetal would sing properly.

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2015 3:44 pm**

Granted but it's all your least fav songs

I wish I could sing

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2015 3:45 pm**

Wish granted. Sort of. The side effect is that the songs summon cockroaches.

I wish for a lettuce.

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2015 3:52 pm**

The lettuce has mutagenes that destroy tour spleen.

I wish for two thousand spleens.

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2015 3:55 pm**

You get them... and then they reproduce...

I wish for more keys on keyboard.

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2015 3:56 pm**

They're all useless keys

I wish I had a new mouse

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2015 3:57 pm**

It's a rat.

I wish that the blacks were white.

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2015 4:01 pm**

Sure, but this was achieved by xoring whole world with FFFFFF.

I wish for a fern.

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2015 4:05 pm**

I dunno what it is, so you get a farm.

I wish for Digimons.

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2015 4:06 pm**

Too bad, they're on the farm.

I wish for more farms!

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2015 4:07 pm**

Granted but they're all dead

I wish for cookies

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2015 4:09 pm**

You get Cookie-shaped UFOS and they want to enslave earth.

I wish Serza had blonde hair

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2015 4:09 pm**

You got Session Id.

I wish for a gluten-free Session Id cookie.

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2015 5:39 pm**

Granted, you have Ultra AIDS.

I wish there is no gay.

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2015 5:43 pm**

Goodbye, Brad

I wish my cat was a tiger.

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2015 5:44 pm**

Granted, it kills you.

I wish Pirez was less of a ass.

Corrupt a wish!