Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Rayrobi]

Because they removed 2 T's from beer.

Why they removed 2 T's from beer?

[Shrooblord]

Because else it would have been bteetr.

What's a wasp doing in a moskito's nest?

[Rayrobi]

The moskito-mother let her moskito-kids suck her blood.

Do you suck blood?

[Shrooblord]

Why, only if I feel particularly vampiric.

Do the Pirates get snow-free on Christmas?

[Rayrobi]

Yes, because they have an energy shield that protects them against snow.

If robots have energy shield, then what does hoodlums have?

[THEdragon]

Floor polish.

Has Andrew ever been hit by a bus?

[Smega]

Only a few hundred times.

How did he survive?

[THEdragon]

By trinking tea and eating crumpets.

What did the bus driver think!?

[Smega]

About getting a new union.

Where did Rayman go for his vacation?

[THEdragon]

To Australia. But he forgot to cover himself in Vegemite and was attacked by drop-bears.

Why did the boy fall down the well?

[Smega]

He was looking for the hospital and he took a wrong turn.

Where is the Neverhood?

[Lianna]

There is in the Otherworld.
If Des could be back from inactivity?

[Pusianka]

I wouldn't mind that at all.

Why birds sing and pigs don't?

[Danone]

They are uglies

Why a dessert is not a desert?

[Rayrobi]

because then you can't be able to eat any desert in less than a year.

Why desert is not a dessert?

[Danone]

Because a copycat

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[Smega]

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What's a wanker?

[Rayrobi]

It is a person, who always a bitch with you.

Do you know wankers?

[Reese Riverson]

No, arn't they those funny jelly creatures?


If Rayman had 33 plums, Globox had 1900 plums, and shared with 1817 lums, how many do they have left to eat by themselves?

[Danone]

0 millions of plums

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