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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 5:23 pm
by Rayrobi
Because they removed 2 T's from beer.
Why they removed 2 T's from beer?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 5:34 pm
by Shrooblord
Because else it would have been bteetr.
What's a wasp doing in a moskito's nest?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 5:46 pm
by Rayrobi
The moskito-mother let her moskito-kids suck her blood.
Do you suck blood?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 6:22 pm
by Shrooblord
Why, only if I feel particularly vampiric.
Do the Pirates get snow-free on Christmas?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 8:16 pm
by Rayrobi
Yes, because they have an energy shield that protects them against snow.
If robots have energy shield, then what does hoodlums have?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 11:49 pm
by THEdragon
Floor polish.
Has Andrew ever been hit by a bus?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 12:37 am
by Smega
Only a few hundred times.
How did he survive?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 1:11 am
by THEdragon
By trinking tea and eating crumpets.
What did the bus driver think!?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 3:51 am
by Smega
About getting a new union.
Where did Rayman go for his vacation?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 4:01 am
by THEdragon
To Australia. But he forgot to cover himself in Vegemite and was attacked by drop-bears.
Why did the boy fall down the well?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 4:09 am
by Smega
He was looking for the hospital and he took a wrong turn.
Where is the Neverhood?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 7:58 pm
by Lianna
There is in the Otherworld.
If Des could be back from inactivity?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 8:42 pm
by Pusianka
I wouldn't mind that at all.
Why birds sing and pigs don't?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 9:38 pm
by Danone
They are uglies
Why a dessert is not a desert?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 10:50 pm
by Rayrobi
because then you can't be able to eat any desert in less than a year.
Why desert is not a dessert?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 10:54 pm
by Danone
Because a copycat
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 1:21 am
by Smega
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What's a wanker?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 9:17 am
by Rayrobi
It is a person, who always a bitch with you.
Do you know wankers?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 6:32 pm
by Reese Riverson
No, arn't they those funny jelly creatures?
If Rayman had 33 plums, Globox had 1900 plums, and shared with 1817 lums, how many do they have left to eat by themselves?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 6:50 pm
by Danone
0 millions of plums
What you think of exams?