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When you won't go anywhere if not Polokus guide you.
When a Creeper come and you died of the explosion.
When you can't log in to Rayman.

When Polokus died of waiting to Rayman

When you take so long to reach an achivement, that when you finally get it, Rayman dosen't shout "Yay me!", he flips you off.

When an Electoon kill rayman

When a Electoon swallows Rayman.
When a Electoon swallows Globox.
When Polokus turn you into small rayman.
When you kill all Electoons.

When rayman discover that the 4 mask not exist

When you are search for mask 1336.

when rayman drowning on the surface

You kill yourself when you kill a monster.
You got the ultimate weapon but you cannot even kill a Slapdash.

When rayman havent fist

When Rayman don't have feets, so he need to roll.

When another hero save the world

No hero can save Rayman's world.

when you lose 99 lives an you not start to play

When you snooze the clock in the Game Over screen.

When there arent any clock

When the clock is a lie.
Where there is no cake in cake land.

When there are not pictures in picture city

There is no jungle in the jungle.
There is no doors in the Hall of doors.
There is no TV in TV party.
There is no Rabbids in Raving Rabbids.
There is no dreams in the cave of bad dreams.
There is no Hoodlums in Hoodlum Headquarters.
There is no lava in The Sanctuary of Rock and Lava.

THERE IS NO LIGHT IN THE WOODS OF LIGHT D8