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As long as they don't use a cat scan to get the answers out of my mind.

Why the heck did you come today for me to order your game yesterday?

Because I fell into a time loop and came back tomorrow.

Where does Rayman go if he jumps next to a Spiral Door in the Hall of Doors instead of into one?

He comes flying out of Globox's mouth into another portal where rabbid skunks chased him

Has Rayman ever read the law of gravity?

Yes, even he wrote it.

Was ever Rayman a president?

He was a president of the Globox fan club

Does the Globox fan club still exist in this dimension?

It does, but it has since the collapse of Leptys Prime been redubbed 'Froglovers Fanclub', then 'Huggersnap Fanclub', then 'Amphibian-Connaisseurs United' and then back to the 'Frog Fanclub' .Click!.

When Razorbeard flew off in his spaceship, did he stop by a McFly on his way out to the other end of the solar system?

Rayrobi wrote:Yes, even he wrote it.

"Rayman Newton, at your service."

Yes he did, he ordered a triple frog pizza with double mushrooms...

Was he able to eat all that Pizza?

Unfortunately one of the mushrooms slipped into his shirt and short-circuited his bellyboard. Records are a bit fuzzy of the next moments, but the ship was seen making eratic movements before shooting off into the stratosphere.

Why is Razorbeard not in the Frog Fanclub (I can tell since he was eating frog pizza)?

Because the Frog Fanclub banned him, as he would eat them

Why do they not want to be eaten?

Because they don't survive in a razor mouth.

Do the knaaren's eat teensies or the teensies eat greenbottles?

Teensies eat greenbottles so the knaaren can get vitamins when they eat the teensies

Why do the Teensies let themselves get into such situation?

Indeed they don't want. They want to eat toxic greenbottles so the knarrens will be disturbed about eating teensies, but they don't find any.

What the hell doing on here?

Some complicated algebra mathematics on figuring out the square root of a piece of pie.


What IS the square root of a piece of a plum?

7.10329.

Why is Globox called Globox?

Maybe because his real name is Glowbox and they didn't want to associate him with a glowing box.

How irrelevant would a box be to a frog anyway?

Very, if you were planning on smuggling a frog.

Why has the PTA disbanded?

Because it was it means "Pain In The Ass" because people got sick of their meetings.

Why are those meetings so boring?

Because all they care about is eating children and depriving teenagers of sleep.

What might I be able to use my trusty frying pan as when the rain comes round?

XD Hoodcom and Rayfan

Well, you could use a frying pan as an umbrella, or as a power generator.

How do Teensies celebrate Christmas?

As a weapon against monsters. If the rain turns to a thunderstorm, it may get dark enough for zombies, skeletons, creepers and giant spiders to spawn.

Why does the Musician live at such a dangerous location?