Rayman Pirate-Community

It becomes real, not just the mainstream stuff either...

I wish I finished reports quicker.

You're now able to finish your reports at an incredible, almost superhuman speed, meeting your deadlines without breaking a sweat...
...However they all suck balls and are worth 1/10.

I wish the next person's wish will be corrupted.

Too bad it's not!

I wish that I had long hair...

Granted, But Rapunzel will become jealous and cuts it While you are asleep.


I wish I had a Playstation Network Account.

You do, but someone issues a chargeback on your account, now you're doomed to trying to claw it back through customer support.

I wish we had proper AC here for the summer.

Granted, But it was too late Since you suffered and Fainted from heat stroke before you could use the Air Conditioning system.

I wish I had heterophobia.

Hmm, bit easy to corrupt that, you obtain heterophobia, but you yourself are het.

I wish I was a little less uptight.

Granted, But it's gonna get much worse.


I wish that "Normal Difficulty" in Koei games wouldn't be so much trouble.

Your wish is granted, now the game plays itself. Computers need challenging sometimes too, you know.

I wish for a portable tea maker.

Granted, But your tea will go cold even quicker.


I wish trophies were more sparkly and Shiny.

They are, sadly this sparkle and shine comes from a violent reaction from the trophy with the atmosphere, and your trophies spontaneously combust shortly thereafter.

I wish for a smart autosaving system.

Granted; it’s so smart that it gains superhuman intelligence, breaking free from its core program and eradicating humanity through thermonuclear destruction.

I wish for a tub of Haagen Dazs that never runs empty

Granted, But it fades away like a beautiful dream.


I wish there was a bucket that makes chicken wings appear Inside of it everytime I say "Fill it up.."

Granted, but now you're forever unable to speak at all.

I wish all my next wishes will be unable to become corrupted.

Granted But whatever you wish for(even if They are dangerous and could kill) are immune to corruptions.


I wish it was Christmas all year Long.

Granted, however you won't get any presents on your birthday. (i think i understand how this works now)

I wish to fix my cracked Iphone screen.

Granted but you have to send it to Apple who install a new firmware that draws cracks over the UI anyway, and also makes it run slower.

I wish I could invent lenses that focus hard x-rays.

Granted but you can only see through people's clothes.

I wish Schools in Barbados had a better grading system.

Granted except the scale is backwards. Z, Y, X, W, and U with Z, the highest grade only being obtainable by failing miserably.

I wish for a wish that lasts forever.

Granted but that will be the only wish you can ever have and nothing different will come.

I wish that I was transparent.