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With a sudden blink of light, a bright flash appeared for a half-second, then everything turned black.

It looked like light had ceased in that town...

With a sudden blink of light- Enough, my ship sails in the morning.

I wonder...

It looked like light had ceased in that town, for events transpired twice in many different ways. The space-time continuum had been afflicted with a case of indecisiveness.

I wonder what future this may bring?

A need...

A need for answers is well desired by many.

So some of the people decided to...

So some of the people decided to partake in the largest maypole dance ever recorded in history, finally achieving a fully packed circle of radius 1 mile!

The people soon realised this was a fruitless endeavor and their questions were left unanswered; the haste, the disorganisation and the fact that it was the middle of November were some of the many factors that in fact caused more confusion and questions to arise.

The commotion was abruptly settled by...

Bump.

The commotion was abruptly settled by a special edition of the Magic 8-Ball appearing from the clouds, with more detailed answers to every question possible!

Though the struggle for one to hold the Magic 8-Ball was real, as...

Though the struggle for one to hold the Magic 8-Ball was real, as it was frightfully slippery, a local rock climber had just the remedy needed; a bag of grippy dry chalk.

He slathered the 8-Ball in chalky goodness, but he was too liberal in his application and...

He slathered the 8-Ball in chalky goodness, but he was too liberal in his application and SUDDENLY IT EXPLODED! BOOOOOOOOMMM!!!!



The people stood there and watched, as...

The people stood there and watched, as the great mass of chalk suddenly nebulised in a great plume as large as the continent of Middle-earth. The resulting haze was followed by a nuclear winter - or more accurately a chalklear winter - in which the thick layer of particles encircling the planet blocked out the Sun and the Earth was forced to endure a dozen decades under the icy chill of darkness.

The rock climber who caused this doom was sentenced to...

The rock climber who caused this doom was sentenced to prison for 5 years and an public execution revolving around helicopters with blades moving similarly that to rayman's helicopter hair

However the rock climber managed to escape by...

However the rock climber managed to escape by taking inspiration from the thought and forming his hair into the shape of a set of helicopter blades alike to our aforementioned beloved hero.

As he took to the skies, the rock climber...

As he took to the skies, the rock climber remembered the spicy tacos he had for lunch and there was no lavatory

So the rock climber had to ...

Clench with all their might to avoid defecation until they could find a suitable area (let's not go into detail here).

They were about to take back to the skies until they seen a Ferrari with the keys left in the ignition. They got in, started the engine and took off like a rocket. They were going over 200mph when suddenly...

They were going over 200mph when suddenly the rock climber remembered that he didn't know how to drive.
As he frantically fiddled with every button in front of him whilst spinning the steering wheel the car began to veer at an angle, before it tipped over and rolled down the road for a full mile.

When he reached the bottom...

When he reached the bottom he got out somehow uninjured after the incident. It wasn't until then that he realised he'd just stolen a ferrari. As he stood there looking at a complete write-off to what was once a ferrari, he panicked wondering what he was going to do as he didn't want another sentence on top of that 5 year one he'd already escaped from. It was then that it burst into flames which automatically covered the evidence.

The rock climber shrugged his shoulders and just took off into the skies again. He noticed a little town in his direct flight path...

The rock climber shrugged off his shoulders and just took off into the skies again. He noticed a little town in his direct flight path which surrounded a swamp in the middle where it is rumored an antisocial hunter who hunts water snakes and an ugly disturbing witch who desires love live.

Suddenly....

Suddenly, a flash of light appears in the sky, and a flaming meteor plummets to the Earth....

(I had to, you just set it up so perfectly )

(Alan from Two And A Half Men if you didn't get it )

A flaming meteor plummets to the Earth, destroying the town, though the swamp survives and becomes known by its later name, the Bog of Murk (I just couldn’t resist). The rock climber, who had gotten nipped by the meteor....

The rock climber, who had gotten nipped by the meteor had no choice but to wander around The Bog Of Murk looking for food and water. After wandering around helplessly for hours he finally found a passage to another dimension. He entered the passage to the dimension and.....

He entered the passage to the dimension and realized it was a black hole. With no way to escape, he got sucked inside where plums were floating to alter the mind. He eventually came across an alternate reality where the Bog of Murk is expanded and contains rivers called the Rivers of Murk and this is where the rock climber crashed. After getting up he.....