Rayman Pirate-Community

...Rayman is affraid of you.

You are Razorbeard and you have to save the world from Rayman

(that would actually be pretty awesome)

....Rayman himself hisses at you.

...Globox thinks you are stupid.

...Polokus kicks you off the planet

...you need two years of training to beat the 'press start' screen.

..."EPIC FAIL" comes up on the screen several times.

...you look up the word 'loser' in the dictionary, and finds a picture of yourself. Not so much to do about Rayman though...

...you are buying Rayman3 in a shop, and then it runs away from you screaming.

... you see a thing run away screaming and run away screaming.
... it takes two years to figure out how to install the Rayman game.
... when you have Windows, and the "choose a program to open this file" dialog opens when you click on the .exe file.

...your top score in R3 is 1 point.

Your top score in Rayman 3 is -99999.

Your Little Bro Plays Better Than You and He Doesn't Know How to Play

...you cry and ask your mother if she can play instead of you.

...you trip over a stick and die.

... Rayman refuse to walk.
... Rayman glues his shoes so you don't can move him.
... Rayman be afraid of his own grimace.
... and everybody laugh at the grimace.

...the TV chases after you with a knife.

El Dango wrote:...you trip over a stick and die.

LOL!

...you lose 10.000 lives by starting a new game.

...you press "Deleate save file" instead of "load game".

Please remone the A from 'delete'.
...you get knocked down by Begoniax on a motorbike.