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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 6:14 pm
by The Jonster
Granted although you later find that’s its darkness that passes through instead of light and you become evil.

I wish I could get helicopter hair and fly.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 7:12 pm
by R4Y_ANC3L
Granted but only if you see lava, it will work.

I wish wind will never stop blowing silently.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 7:14 pm
by The Jonster
That can be granted, although the whistling winds will blow out your eardrums in minutes.

I wish I could detach my fist and hit people with it.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 7:26 pm
by R4Y_ANC3L
Granted but they can detach themselves and sneak away from you to hide and you can't find your own hands.

I wish that everything is voice activated.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 7:28 pm
by Steo
Granted but they're always going to assume you said things that only sound like what you really said.

I wish money could grow on trees.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 7:30 pm
by The Jonster
Granted but then you find moneybees!

I wish I could travel by swinging.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 7:31 pm
by R4Y_ANC3L
Granted but then you can be used as an actual boomerang.

I wish that I had a tree that bears fruits infinitely after each other immediately.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 7:33 pm
by Steo
Granted but none of them will be ripe.

I wish I could just have any games console I wanted.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 7:36 pm
by The Jonster
You obtain them but the consoles you get are fake, while the real ones you want are wet and shock you.

I wish I didn't have allergies.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 8:25 pm
by R4Y_ANC3L
Granted but what you are allergic to can be touched or even swallowed. (especially non-edible things like dust)

I wish every day was cloudy.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 8:31 pm
by The Jonster
Granted but then the clouds start raining junk and the world gets taken over by the junk.

I wish it was colder.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 8:34 pm
by Aaron
Granted, but it will get warmer every day.

I wish life could be easy.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 8:40 pm
by The Jonster
It will, but then you get older faster.

I wish I could make a good dessert pizza.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 9:23 pm
by R4Y_ANC3L
Granted but then you will pizza with gummies instead of pepperoni.

I wish that I had a blanket sheet that is made of a real nice cheese and pepperoni pizza to cover myself and eat in bed.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 9:29 pm
by The Jonster
Granted although you later find other people and strange creatures trying to eat away at it.

I wish there was a potion that could put me to sleep immediately.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 9:33 pm
by R4Y_ANC3L
Granted but then only a kiss from your pissed off Ex-girlfriend can wake you up.

I wish that fog was so thick that you can cut it with a kitchen knife.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 9:43 pm
by Steo
Granted but you're now stuck in your house and can't open any windows or doors as the fog has them concealed.

I wish clothes were free so I could get a few pairs without being broke for weeks.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 9:48 pm
by The Jonster
Granted. But then people could steal your clothes because they're free!

I wish I could get a Rayman rank.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 9:52 pm
by R4Y_ANC3L
Granted but it could not be the Rayman you were hoping for.

I wish I could rule the dinosaurs.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 9:55 pm
by Steo
Granted but it's only in Jurassic Park.

I wish I had 8000 more Tings