Corrupt a wish!

[The Jonster]

Granted but then you end up with -600 Tings due to a glitch!

I wish I had a humidifier.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Granted but it is so sensitive that you can pick up "other winds" other than just wind.

I wish I can pixelate things.

[The Jonster]

Granted but then the pixilator breaks and the entire world becomes pixels and 2d rather than 3d.

I wish I could speak French.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Granted but then you will be speaking the dialect more than the language itself.

I wish a modem can pick up signals everywhere even worldwide.

[The Jonster]

Granted but then you'd pick up alien signals too which can destroy computers.

I wish my dreams were real.

[Steo]

Granted but you might fall from a great height.

I wish my other stuff I ordered would just get here.

[The Jonster]

Granted but then the time machine I have reacts to the stuff and you go back to when you first ordered them.

I wish my time machine would always work correctly.

[Steo]

Granted but I can't promise it won't alter reality.

I wish my PS1 would read games.

[The Jonster]

Granted but it won't read PS1 games if it's not a floppy disk.

I wish I could play Rayman on iphone without dying.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Granted but then you are so good at the game gets boring and you don't want to play it anymore.

I wish lamps can light the world.

[The Jonster]

Granted but that wish only lasts a short while since I use laser powers to attract and eat you.

Edit: I wish my eyes were blue AND green.

[Aaron]

Granted but you won't be able to see anymore.

I wish I can build my own helicopter.

[Steo]

Granted but it only works on minecraft.

I wish I didn't have to pay a phone bill.

[The Jonster]

Granted but then your sim card stops functioning.

I wish I could block ads on youtube without using youtube red.

[Steo]

Granted but then flash player will crash.

I wish I was able to see properly without my glasses.

[The Jonster]

Granted, but then you can't walk!

I wish I could run faster.

[Steo]

Granted but then you can't control direction too well or slow down quickly.

I wish all my consoles and accessories didn't take up so much room.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Granted now even your house can fit into that space you wanted.

I wish that water was thicker than blood.

[Steo]

Granted but now your water is all ice and won't run from the taps as the pipes are frozen.

I wish DIY would just do itself instead.

[The Jonster]

Granted but then DIY would become IOU because it DIFU.

I wish i could shower in less than 10 minutes.