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Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 9:57 pm
by The Jonster
Granted but then you end up with -600 Tings due to a glitch!
I wish I had a humidifier.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 10:10 pm
by R4Y_ANC3L
Granted but it is so sensitive that you can pick up "other winds" other than just wind.
I wish I can pixelate things.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 10:15 pm
by The Jonster
Granted but then the pixilator breaks and the entire world becomes pixels and 2d rather than 3d.
I wish I could speak French.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 10:46 pm
by R4Y_ANC3L
Granted but then you will be speaking the dialect more than the language itself.
I wish a modem can pick up signals everywhere even worldwide.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 10:48 pm
by The Jonster
Granted but then you'd pick up alien signals too which can destroy computers.
I wish my dreams were real.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 10:49 pm
by Steo
Granted but you might fall from a great height.
I wish my other stuff I ordered would just get here.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 11:05 pm
by The Jonster
Granted but then the time machine I have reacts to the stuff and you go back to when you first ordered them.
I wish my time machine would always work correctly.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 11:06 pm
by Steo
Granted but I can't promise it won't alter reality.
I wish my PS1 would read games.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 11:07 pm
by The Jonster
Granted but it won't read PS1 games if it's not a floppy disk.
I wish I could play Rayman on iphone without dying.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 11:09 pm
by R4Y_ANC3L
Granted but then you are so good at the game gets boring and you don't want to play it anymore.
I wish lamps can light the world.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 11:10 pm
by The Jonster
Granted but that wish only lasts a short while since I use laser powers to attract and eat you.
Edit: I wish my eyes were blue AND green.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 11:11 pm
by Aaron
Granted but you won't be able to see anymore.
I wish I can build my own helicopter.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 11:12 pm
by Steo
Granted but it only works on minecraft.
I wish I didn't have to pay a phone bill.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 11:14 pm
by The Jonster
Granted but then your sim card stops functioning.
I wish I could block ads on youtube without using youtube red.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 11:16 pm
by Steo
Granted but then flash player will crash.
I wish I was able to see properly without my glasses.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 11:22 pm
by The Jonster
Granted, but then you can't walk!
I wish I could run faster.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 11:28 pm
by Steo
Granted but then you can't control direction too well or slow down quickly.
I wish all my consoles and accessories didn't take up so much room.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 11:33 pm
by R4Y_ANC3L
Granted now even your house can fit into that space you wanted.
I wish that water was thicker than blood.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 11:35 pm
by Steo
Granted but now your water is all ice and won't run from the taps as the pipes are frozen.
I wish DIY would just do itself instead.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 11:37 pm
by The Jonster
Granted but then DIY would become IOU because it DIFU.
I wish i could shower in less than 10 minutes.