Corrupt a wish!

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Granted but then the paint doesn't come off and you look like Raybox.

I wish that outside would not be so filthy.

[The Jonster]

Granted, but then all the filth magically appears in your house.

I wish I could live in the Mario universe.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Granted but then you'll have to stomp turtles and goombas for a living.

I wish Gingerbread houses exist.

[The Jonster]

Sure but be prepared for the cookie monster to eat it.

I wish the Rayman Universe was real.

[Steo]

Granted but now you're going to keep falling in the Lava and having to respawn.

I wish the Summer would hurry up

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Granted but then summer actually hurries and finishes when it even comes to you. Best Summer Ever.

I wish my trees can grow all the way into the sky and maybe even beyond it.

[Steo]

Granted but now everyone was killed as you managed to break the atmosphere.

I wish I could get a new CRT TV.

[The Jonster]

Granted but the plasma inside breaks free and the TV becomes a hot mess.

I wish oranges were green.

[Steo]

Granted but now you can't tell the difference between an apple and an orange.

I wish I could be stronger.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Granted but then your muscles are so heavy that you cannot even stand up.

I wish I had a siege engine of my own.

[Steo]

Granted but that only works in The Bog Of Murk which is inaccessible to you.

I wish I was better at scoring in Rayman 3.

[The Jonster]

Granted, but every gem is invisible now!

I wish that guitars could play themselves.

[Steo]

Granted but you can't choose the song.

I wish I could nail those really high speed solos on guitar.

[The Jonster]

Granted but then you'll screw up all the other notes!

I wish I had an electric guitar.

[Steo]

Granted but that means I lose one of my 5

I wish I was a famous rockstar.

[The Jonster]

Granted but then you get amnesia.

I wish I had tone deafness.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Granted but then you can't listen to Remixes of original songs properly.

I wish I had all soundtracks that can be heard in the World.

[Steo]

Granted but they all play at once making a horrible really loud noise.

I wish the PS4 was backwards compatible.

[The Jonster]

Granted but then you can't play games from a PS5!

I wish for Rayman 1 1/2!

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Granted but then the sprites would not look as good as they seem...with the warships and all.

I wish that I had one of those very long dining tables that you would find in a King's Room.