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Because he drank too much apple cider.

What is apple cider made out of?

I think Globox produces it every time he drinks plum juice...

Do you think it tastes well like that?

Probably not... That sounds even less tasty that substitute plum cake... Which is made out of hippies...

How well is the substitute plum cake production going?

Very well done as long as the hippies stay out of the factory of plum cakes.

Think the security system is strong enough?

We don't know. Hippies are mysterious, we don't know what they are capable of.........

What are hippies capable of?

Hippies are capable of turning you into jello and hacking your brain to be their slaves...


Would you now stay away from hippies?

HELL YEAH! ....Unless I had a sacrifice with me who would be turned into jello then I take the jello and run.

How many children does the Musician have?

Oh about 3389 million.

How does he take care of them all?

He doesn't. He sends them all to the substitute plum cake factory, and in return, they will spare his life. However, the Musician ended up being turned into a substitute plum cake anyway.

Why did Andrew eat styrofoam? (Anyone who knows me from Gorillaz-Unofficial will get the styrofoam joke)

(I'm afraid I don't know you from there)

Because he felt like eating something crunchy.

Why does he crave for crunchy styrofoam?

Because it's low-fat.

Which is better, tea and crumpets, roast beef and tea, or STYROFOAM?

My pick is styrofoam, as it's juicy with plum additives.

What do you think of the delicious combo?

Not as good as grilled cheese on toast.

Did you see the Magician cry in the Rayman Junior intro!? I mean, what's up with thaaaat!?

No I have not, but apparently they were mighty cruel to him.

For what reasons, though?

They were jealous of his amazing hair so they locked him in the DUNGEONZ OF DEWM for a month. The sudden crying was apparently induced by sudden flashbacks of the trauma.

What did Betilla think of this!?

She wasn't pleased at all, she began to retaliate.


In what way did she do so?

She pulled the Magician's guts out and knitted them into a scarf.

WHAT THE F***

I don't know.

So then what happenes?

The Magician cries more because there is a gaping hole in his body where his guts once where, but Betilla is now wearing them around her non-existant neck.

Where was Andrew when this happened?

He was drinking tons of plum juice.

Do you think he gets sick of the stuff?