Corrupt a wish!

[Steo]

Granted but you're gonna have to shoot them all.

I wish I wouldn't have to pay crazy money for the Jaguar version of Rayman.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Granted but you're gonna have to shoot them all.

Duck Hunt, anyone?

Granted But then it is so cheap that you think that it doesn't deserve that worth in price.

I wish my phone can type itself for me.

[Steo]

Granted but it only types recently typed gibberish. Such as:

Ever had a game you like accidentally get scratched and no longer work on the barre chords Fifo you can use it to the Ubisoft screen again before you can download it to the Ubisoft screen again before you can download it to the Ubisoft screen again

That's actually hilarious I haven't typed that in days and it even says Fifo

I wish it wouldn't start looping so I could see what else it says.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Granted but then the ugly Truth springs to your own screen.


I wish that I had those lights where they activate after clapping my hands.

[PluMGMK]

Granted, but you're so used to it that when you go to someone else's house you get frustrated and throw their lamps out the window, and then they throw you out the window for breaking their furniture!

I wish I had unlimited RAM to run my pore-growth model.

[Steo]

Granted but now the CPU is going to be the bottleneck instead.

I wish the GTX1070 would just come down in price again.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Granted but then the price is now brought down in the negatives and you still can't afford it.


I wish that I had two right feet.

[Steo]

Granted but now you keep falling to the right due to balance issues.

I wish I had more hot Tea without going down and making it.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Granted but then it warms you to the extent which is the same as being in the sun.


I wish that there were smaller axes for easier use like cutting twigs or branches or even trunks of trees.

[Steo]

Granted but now there's no bigger axes.

I wish people would stop playing games if they're just going to rage excessively when they get killed.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Granted but then they will rage if they lose their games.


I wish that words that start with "C" would start with a "K" instead if that's so attractive.

[The Jonster]

Granted, but then you’ll have words like Cace!

I wish R4Y_ANC3L would continue playing the Backronyms thread with me.

Edit: phones being weird again.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Granted but the game will end immediately since I might use really long words.


I wish that I had remembered about the Hangman game sooner.

[Steo]

Granted because Jonster tried to ask you about that yesterday when he said ever keep a game of hangman hanging

I wish my room would be a decent temperature instead of too hot or cold.

[The Jonster]

Granted! Now half of your room is hot and half of your room is cold!

I wish I could make my car fixed sooner.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Granted but then the car looks brand new but gives up on you and does not work still.


I wish that I never had to grow old.

[Steo]

Granted but now you're only like 5 and aren't allowed do anything.

I wish I knew everything.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Granted but you are given too much information of stuff you didn't want to know about.


I wish that the key command words were not shortened on the keys in order for me to understand better.

[Steo]

Granted but now the letters stick off the keys.

I wish my keyboard wasn't a cheap generic dell one.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Granted but now you have a high tech keyboard that looks so holographic but you are not a cyborg.


I wish that I had food that I can eat in the rain.