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Nope. Until he began drinking the last bottle, and was told that the last bottle was actually the drained blood of the Musician's 567th child. Then he began violently vomiting up plum-juice-coloured puddles everywhere and weeping and shaking.

Was that a bit too graphic?

Not as graphical as your signature.


How graphical does that make it?

Graphic, but not graphic enough to induce nightmares about creepy stares.

But what kind of nightmares would my graphic post have induced?

Ones that would haunt you for life!

Could they bring in lions to hunt you down?

Now they put me in a cage full of lions, I learned to speak lion, in fact I know their language well, I picked it up while I was versing myself in the language they speak in HELL!

Do you know what song that is from?

No clue, I'm as clueless as a plum tree...

Wait, does plums even grow on trees?

Plums are harvested from inside the skulls of unfortunate fairies.

Does this raise a lot of questions?

No. Alternative forms of breeding are at an all time high.

Would you rather fuck a horse or die?

I'd rather die now because you interrupted the amazing tennis-posting with Hoodcom!!! D:

Who did the horse?

Sweet lemonade did the amazing horse.

Would you rather watch be eaten by a pterodactyl or eaten by a hippo?

Well since every pterodactyl is long dead it would certainly be the most interesting choice.

What species will be extinct within the next 15 years?

Albino leeches.

What is a "jambo"?

Rambo Jam.

Why does Tarayzan think the blue chairs go faster?

He plays too much Sonic the Hedgehog.

What's Rayman's favourite Sonic game?

Crash Bandicoot.

Why was the Magician's family photo album flying through the sky in the English with Rayman intro?

Many seem to think it was, Mr. Dark wanted it to make fun of Magician!

How did Mr. Dark even know Magician had a family album?

Because Andrew is his best friend and he told him about this.

How did they met themselves and how do their relationship born into a friendship?

They met in a playground in a sand box, and they became best friends since they both loved plum juice.

Who would have thought plum juice would have been the start of a beautiful friendship?

André, because he also loves plum juice, and he got many new friends with that.

How do you make plum juice?

You take a chainsaw and cut the plum into a bucket so all the juice comes out.


Do you think a new method should be developed?