Corrupt a wish!

[The Jonster]

Granted but now the sun comes up and melts the foodz

I wish others would play the Backronyms game.

[PluMGMK]

Granted but the acronyms are now all in Hebrew so only a select few even know what to do.

I wish I could keep up with the current pace of posting around here.

[The Jonster]

Granted, but then you find Barbara or the Bog of Murk in every post!!

I want everyone to see the "new" PC!

[Steo]

Granted but you have to go advertise it on every social media account you have.

I wish I could Rank up to the Barbara level.

[The Jonster]

Granted but you are demoted to rank 2 instead!

I wish I could reach the Barbarayman rank.

[Steo]

Granted but the tings go too high and revert back to a negative number.

I wish for this day to not go over the top about Bogs so that people won't grow to hate it.

[The Jonster]

Granted but then people grow to hate Bogs because of Barbara!

I wish globox had been a theme on RPC.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Granted but it was a Gangsta Globox Theme.


I wish that I didn't thought at first something was wrong with my computer when I saw the way it loaded this different colour scheme.

[Steo]

Granted but your computer is still screwed anyway.

I wish I could earn Tings by clicking on ads

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Granted but those tings offered your computer a nasty virus.


I wish that this kind of color scheme appeared more often.

[The Jonster]

Granted but then it return to normal. BOO!
I wish i could join RPC.

[Steo]

Granted but you have to make a new account and start again.

I wish I could get these 12500 Tings. only about 2000 to go

[The Jonster]

Granted but then they cause rainbows to start the covering the screen..

I wish that this was real.

[Steo]

Granted but now this is just this

I wish The Jonster would get to the 1000th post

EDIT: I have no idea what possessed me to type "it" instead of "is" so often.

[The Jonster]

Granted but then you'll be asleep b4 that happens! Just like R4Y_ANC3L and PlumMGK.

I wish I had made a bet with PlumMGK.

[Steo]

Granted but I don't think it will do anything.

Speaking of Plum, when I joined here I thought everyone would be American and thought small world when I seen:

(Also nice to see a fellow Irish person )

I wish I could get a decent properly functioning CRT TV for my older consoles.

[The Jonster]

Granted but then it will be blue screen, not purple screen.

I wish R4Y_ANC3L would restart the Hangman game and we catch up on other threads.

[Steo]

Granted but you have to wait until he's online.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

[The Jonster]

Now you don't have to be so tired. You can sleep now

I have never thought that I could come this far, and have nobody awake to see this. But then again, it's better this way. I don't think need anyone to find that this is my 1000th post since joining this forum. Wait til tomorrow and see what happens. I wish I could post on the You board again.

[Steo]

Granted but I'll have to go there first.

I wish I could get a good nights sleep (but the person is coming to collect the faulty TV at 11am which is 6 hours away)