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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 4:11 am
by THEdragon
Because she's actually a psychotic serial killer.
Why am I not wearing any shoes?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 4:12 am
by Smega
Because shoes from Texas are dumb.
Can we say that plants from Texas are dumb?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 4:14 am
by Reese Riverson
What plants?
Where do plants come from?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 4:17 am
by Smega
From the planet Plantonia.
Where do chickens come from?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 4:26 am
by THEdragon
Hippie vomit.
Why am I so hungry?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 4:28 am
by Reese Riverson
Because you refused to eat anything that contains hippies.
Is there anything that doesn't contain hippies?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 4:58 am
by THEdragon
Bananas. I ate a banana but now I am craving other things that probably contain hippies.
If plants are from Plantopia, and those plants are actually made from hippies' vomit (As are chickens), then how did forests appear?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 5:01 am
by Reese Riverson
They grew from hippie seeds long ago placed by alien activities during the golden days of yore.
But why does our history books not make note of this?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 5:04 am
by THEdragon
Because If the word of it spread, people would begin kidnapping hippies and forcing them to vomit on their gardens. And that would be bad for the production of substitute plum product production, which replies heavily on a high population of hippies.
What else are the history books keeping secret from us?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 5:07 am
by Reese Riverson
The fact of alien's existence that helped created these hippie farms!
What could the conspiracy theorists do about this?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 5:24 am
by THEdragon
Crap their pants.
What would happen if I broke the Musician's fingers?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 5:26 am
by Reese Riverson
Your ears would blow up from the high decibel levels of sound waves.
What will you ever do?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 5:33 am
by THEdragon
Put rocks in the holes in the sides of my head where my ears used to be, to stop my brains from leaking out.
Why does the Musician not have a real name?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 5:36 am
by Reese Riverson
Who said Musician isn't his real name?
Don't you think it is possible that anyone can have any type of name?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 5:48 am
by THEdragon
If their parents were stoned/high when naming the child.... Which is possible in the Musician's case...
Why did Mr Dark steal the Book of Knowledge?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 5:50 am
by Reese Riverson
So he can take Hunchman's place as king.
What can we do to stop Mr. Dark from doing that?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 5:54 am
by Smega
Push a gigantic rock on him.
Where will we find one?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 5:54 am
by Reese Riverson
Up on the tall mountain south of you!
How long will it take us to get to that mountain?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 5:56 am
by THEdragon
5 minutes which is longer than it should take to cook those damn 2 minute noodles!!!!!
Where does Tarayzan live?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 5:56 am
by Reese Riverson
Deeply deep in the jungle, where no one can find him.
Why is he so hidden now?