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Granted but then you break your stomach and get gastritis

I wish I could make money appear from my old clothes.

Granted but they're only 1 cent coins.

I wish I had a pot of gold.

Granted but the gold is actually chocolate coins. Still sounds delicious though...

I wish I could forget bad memories.

Granted but now you have amnesia.

I wish I was invincible.

Granted but you lose the invincivilty by mispelling a word.

I wish I could fly.

Granted but you'll crash into a building as you don't know how to control yourself in the air.

I wish I could feel well.

GRANted but then you become unlucky.

I wish things could happen.

Granted, but bad things will happen.

I wish I could break cars with my fist like the PS2 GTA games.

Granted but then the spare part starts reform to make a sturdier car making it impossible to break them.

Wish I had some coffee.

Granted but it's decaf.

I wish I could respawn in real life if I got killed.

Granted but everyone forgets you.

I wish I could be immortal.

Granted but you're doomed for all eternity to see everything change and forever say remember the good old days

I wish I could always have something nice here to eat.

Granted but the only good thing is.....uh......
........potatoes???? (I have no idea)

I wish I could say eejit instead of idiot all the time.

Granted but everytime you say it people will look at you like you have 2 heads.

I wish this f**kin shift key would work without being pressed so hard it feels like it's gonna break my desk at the first letter of every sentence.

Granted but then every key will have either J, 2, or 1 on it.

I wish I could change my name.

Granted but you'll have to contact one of the friendly Admins.

I wish keyboards with mechanical switches didn't cost a fortune.

Granted, but they ain’t waterproof!

I wish dogs were real.

Granted but wut?

I wish I could find a good deal on a PS1 because mine is broken.

Granted but it’s a ps0.

I wish for life.

Granted but it's shit

I wish the music nowadays was as good as the good ol' days