Rayman Pirate-Community

Wish granted. But you're killed by Mr Dark because he thought you were the real Rayman.

I'm hungry.

I wish for a meal on my table.

A meal is delivered, from the landfill.

I wish for a heater.

The sun grows to the size of a red giant and the Earth is engulfed in flames.

I wish for an N64 controller that's actually symmetrical and practical, only two prongs, two analog sticks which are better.

You get it, then realise that replacing the C buttons with an analogue stick was a terrible idea and it causes incredibly some imprecise control [[experience]].

I wish for another 3D modeller to be on my team.

Wish granted; mediocre three-dimensional models proceed and you soon kick em off the team.

I wish I had social skills.

You get a tutor who teaches you the ways of socialising, unfortunately, he misheard, and taught you all about facebooking instead of real life interaction, what a fool.

I wish I wasn't so awkward.

Wish granted, but you become too confident, think you can walk on air, and fall off a cliff.

I wish I wasn't sick right now so I could go out into the year's first massive snowfall.

You are healed, go forth and enjoy the snow! Just beware, the power used to grant your wish has caused the snow to become dangerously irradiated...

I wish that I could drive already.

Wish grated; you obtain your driver's licence, but you crash instantly as you never actually learned how to drive.

I wish the normal RPC theme would be updated. Those white textboxes and buttons are eh.

The theme is updated, unfortunately it was updated into a Rabbids styled theme, beginning the RPCpocalypse as members revolt.

I wish to repair my Laser Screwdriver toy.

It becomes real. You know have to worry about the Daleks.

I wish to go on an adventure with pirates on the Great seas.

You do so, but then you get Scurvy.

I wish to not be as nervous as I am now.

Keane wrote:You have more time, but all this time is being spend getting anally raped by Nicolas Cage

How is that corrupted?
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You're not, because your anxiety gave you a heart-attack and killed you dead.

I wish I could ace my test on Friday.

Sure you ace it and all but, every other test you take within the next week is a certain bad grade.

I wish to art.

Bradandez wrote:Sure you ace it and all but, every other test you take within the next week is a certain bad grade.

Hahhaaa I have no other tests that week! C:<

You Art, and therefore you are quite useless.

I wish to have infinite stamina.

Too much stamina. You are an unstoppable machine now.

I wish to build a BLU sentry.

Your sentry turns out RED.

I want to be Mr Sax.

Sax? I messed up in one letter. Have fun being MR. SEX.

I wish to have a flamethrower.

Wish granted; you own a sentient flamethrower that burned you to the ground.

I wish to be attractive.

You become irresistible.

I wish to have super sandwich.