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Re: Shrek

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 4:26 pm
by TFDS
The years start coming yada yada

Re: Shrek

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 4:26 pm
by Ray502
You will be crushed by his power

Re: Shrek

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 4:27 pm
by Ambidextroid
What if kaag was replaced with shrek who you mount in phase two

Re: Shrek

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 4:27 pm
by Pirez
You guys are morons.

#Fiona2020

Re: Shrek

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 4:29 pm
by TFDS
Invoking Shronk

Re: Shrek

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 4:30 pm
by Ambidextroid
I wonder what density shrek's body is

Re: Shrek

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 4:31 pm
by Ray502
That's a good question

Re: Shrek

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 4:32 pm
by TFDS
Mass divided by volume

Re: Shrek

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 4:32 pm
by Ambidextroid
Probably dense enough that compressing him even slightly by poking his belly would produce a shwartschild radius and consume the universe in a supermassive black hole

Re: Shrek

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 4:33 pm
by TFDS
Shrek is too merciful to do such thing tho

Re: Shrek

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 4:33 pm
by Ray502
That would be something

Re: Shrek

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 4:35 pm
by TFDS
No shiz shreklock

Re: Shrek

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 4:36 pm
by Ray502
Shrek likes to hear other people talking about him

Re: Shrek

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 4:37 pm
by TFDS
THat much vanity?

Re: Shrek

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 4:38 pm
by Ray502
You should ask him

Re: Shrek

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 4:38 pm
by Pirez
You're heavy and fat?

Re: Shrek

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 4:38 pm
by Ambidextroid
Send a letter

Re: Shrek

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 4:40 pm
by TFDS
Shrek a letter

Re: Shrek

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 4:41 pm
by Ambidextroid
27th in the alphabet

Re: Shrek

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 4:41 pm
by Ray502
A swampy stamp