Rayman Pirate-Community

Synthesis.

Would you rather be ignorant towards other cultures or know a lot about them but nothing of your own?

Know a lot about them but nothing of your own.

Would you rather eat dirt or get seriously sick for a long time?

Eat dirt.

Would you rather have chickenpox or the flu?

Flu please.

Would you rather play only old 90s games or only the new modern games coming out for Wii U, PS4 and XBONE ?

Only modern games. I ain't missing out on that new Smash Bros!

Would you rather only be able to use headphones or speakers?

Headphones, with loads of bass please.

Would you rather have Smash Brothers be exclusive for Wii U or 3DS ?

Wii U.

Would you rather own a Virtual Boy or a Game & Watch?

Game & Watch, surely!

Would you rather jump off the side of a building into a big pile of pillows or jump off a cliff with a piece of elastic band 'round your waist (aka 'bun-'gee'')?

Jump into the pillows.

Would you rather live in the world of Futurama or The Simpsons?

Futurama all the way! ... although I'd probably be twice dead now.

Would you rather be Fry or Leela?

Fry.

Would you rather have a pet Pazuzu, Hypnotoad or Brain Slime? (oooh a triple would you rather dang)

This Futurama talk is making me want to rewatch the series. I haven't done that in a while so I might as well. xD

Hypnotoad. I'll be sure just not to look into his eyes.

Would you rather go to Springfield or New New York?

New New York.

Would you rather live in Australia or England?

England! I don't want no trees that can kill me. :c

Would you rather chew bubble gum or kick ass?

PS
Guys please also state why you'd rather take one option over the other. That's the whole interesting part of this game.

Hmm, chew gum. Kicking ass is too much work.

Would you rather escalate or elevate?

Escalate. I like escalators. :3

Would you rather Be trapped in the middle of the ocean or the middle of the desert?

That's actually a terribly difficult one you posed, beebo, but since I've come incredibly close to drowning once, I'll pick desert.

What would you rather be stuck with as your facial expression - or ?

Because then I could be a sarcastic asshole and not be blamed for it. "Hey I can't change what my face looks like!"

Would you rather be stuck on the Eat at Joe's level from Rayman 1 or the Prince and the Pauper level from Mickey's Wild Adventure? (If you've played Mickey's Wild Adventure you will know the PAIN)

Eat at Joe's. I kinda love the look of the level.

Would you rather take a road trip or take a plane?

Road trip.

Would you rather find treasure in the desert or the ocean?