Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC

[LoveMetal]

>> Your HP: 5
>> Enemy HP: 5

You are charging (1 turns left).
Enemy is blocking.What will be your next action?

1. Continue charging

[Hunchman801]

1

[LoveMetal]

>> Your HP: 5
>> Enemy HP: 5

You are attacking for 1.
Enemy is charging an attack.
What will be your next action?

1. Charge for a small attack (1 turn, 1 damage)
2. Charge for a heavy attack (2 turns, 3 damage)
3. Protect

[Hunchman801]

3

[LoveMetal]

>> Your HP: 5
>> Enemy HP: 4

You are blocking.
Enemy is attacking you, for 1 damage (BLOCKED).
What will be your next action?

1. Charge for a small attack (1 turn, 1 damage)
2. Charge for a heavy attack (2 turns, 3 damage)
3. Protect

[Hunchman801]

1

[LoveMetal]

>> Your HP: 5
>> Enemy HP: 4

You are charging (1 turns left).
Enemy is blocking.What will be your next action?

1. Continue charging

[Hunchman801]

1

[LoveMetal]

>> Your HP: 5
>> Enemy HP: 4

You are attacking for 1.
Enemy is charging an attack.
What will be your next action?

1. Charge for a small attack (1 turn, 1 damage)
2. Charge for a heavy attack (2 turns, 3 damage)
3. Protect

[Hunchman801]

3

[LoveMetal]

>> Your HP: 5
>> Enemy HP: 3

You are blocking.
Enemy is attacking you, for 1 damage (BLOCKED).
What will be your next action?

1. Charge for a small attack (1 turn, 1 damage)
2. Charge for a heavy attack (2 turns, 3 damage)
3. Protect

[Hunchman801]

Hell, let's kill it fast now, I'll take one damage and go for 2.

[LoveMetal]

>> Your HP: 5
>> Enemy HP: 3

You are charging (2 turns left).
Enemy is blocking.What will be your next action?

1. Continue charging

[Hunchman801]

1

[LoveMetal]

>> Your HP: 5
>> Enemy HP: 3

You are charging (1 turns left).
Enemy is charging an attack.
What will be your next action?

1. Continue charging

[Hunchman801]

1

[LoveMetal]

You won the fight!
You finally defeated the Garbage collector. A strange looking man comes to see you: "tHaNkS lOrI fOr DefEaTiNg ThE GaRbAgE cOlLeCtOr !§§§"

1. No problem but my name's not Lori...

[Hunchman801]

1 it's hUMCH.

[LoveMetal]

"dO yOu LiKe BaNaNaS ?,,," says the faggot.
"Hold on, this summerfag is telling so much bullshit that liquid diarrhea splats outs of his mouth!" says the fart. "This must be a perfect fuel for the car, make him keep him talking!"

1. YeS I lIkE bAnAnAs

[Hunchman801]

1