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I've spent the past four years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer, but no one will do it.

I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

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Why does nobody play poker in the savannah?

A : [Too many cheetah]

Too many cheetah ! You already made this one.

Oh, really? Sorry about that

Another one, then : I hate russian dolls : they're so full of themselves.

Pirez wrote:Oh, really? Sorry about that

Another one, then : I hate russian dolls : they're so full of themselves.

That's been made twice in this thread already. Once on page 5 and as recently as page 12

God dammit ><

Well, a last attempt : Why do Rabbis only travel by train?
A : [Because a train goes "jew jew"]

Shit, no guess.
Trained at Jew Jitsu ?

I must confess: I read that as 'Rabbids', so at first was very confused with the punchline.

Here's a Rabbid joke: what is the difference between the super Rabbid and the maid Rabbid?

[One is a fit bunny, one is a bit funny]

Xenon wrote:I must confess: I read that as 'Rabbids', so at first was very confused with the punchline.

Same here, it has to be said.

Religion wouldn't be taken as seriously if priests wore bunny rabbits. Maybe that's the solution to the world's suffering.

How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back of the head.

Did you ever notice how men always leave the toilet seat up?

That's the joke.

Why is the number 8 afraid of 7?


Because 7 8 9( Seven ate nine)

I thought that last one was usually told about 6, not 8.

Crap! I used the wrong piece in the punchline, well OK here's another one:


How do you kill a vegetarian vampire?


A "steak" to the heart.

Bump, I'm going to try this just once, I don't think anyone will like this joke though.

When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.

You know what happened to the guy who has his left Arm and left leg Cut off?...

It's Okay for him... He is AL-RIGHT now!

One of the most wonderful things in life is to wake up and enjoy a cuddle with someone; unless you are in prison.

These 2 guys were walking down the street and they walked into a building, you'd think one of them would've seen it.