Rayman Pirate-Community

They didn't want to have her kidnapped if she were called Bella.

What will happen if Razorbeard will find a rusty nut in his Rusty Crunchies?

A: He dont want his beard brown.
Q: Why doesnt he want his beard brown?

Because an idiot might wipe his butt with it
Why can't I stop looking at this? And should I put in my sig?

iHeckler9 wrote:Because an idiot might wipe his butt with it
Why can't I stop looking at this? And should I put in my sig?

Umm thats not Rayman i dont think anyone will answer that now.

Why does Razorbeard have his mouth under his beard instead of above it?

Because the guy who made him wanted him like that.

Why aren't Sssssam a bird?

Because he can't fly.

Who else thinks that mouthunderbeard!Razorbeard isn't actually Razorbeard, but his retarded twin Razormustache?



@iheckler: Put it in your sig : )

I do!

Who makes all those random barrels of plum juice and leaves them lying around everywhere?

Pushmipullu wrote:I do!

Who makes all those random barrels of plum juice and leaves them lying around everywhere?

Krim Geepers.

What happnes when Griskins wet their sheets?

@MLII: Thanks.

They buy some good raincoats.

Begoniax + wreckling ball flying right at her = ?

She looks beautiful.

Why do Teensies not eat pineapples?

They wish they could! Because last time the Nookins ate the entire pineapple stock.

Is it hard to ride a Paluchard?

No, they grab you if you fall off.

Is Dora really a whale, or just a big albatross?

A fat pigface.

What will happen if Razoff drinks too much beer?

Poor Count doesn't even know what it is...
But if it happened, he'd probably couldn't help singing all the time, "Tip-toe, tip-toe... along the creaky shtairsh... la laaa, la laaaa... la la la la la LA la *hic*..."

What will the Hoodoo do if they'll see that one of them suddenly got red and yellow boots, HUGE eyes and... looks... awfully... hungry... ?

They will be eaten.

When will Begoniax marry Razoff?

Anytime! ...But NOT on Monday, or Tuesday, or Wednesday, or Thursday, or Friday, or Saturday, or Sunday, NOT in the morning or in the evening, NOT in the day or in the night.

A question from Razoff - Does garlic icecream work as a good witch repellent?

Yes because they will melt to garlic bread.

Is Begoniax secretly a boy?

A boy would fight Rayman till the end and not climb on a chair and scream like there's no tomorrow. Pfsh!

How the Grand Minimus decide who wears the crown today?

checks who has been a good boy on Santa's list.

Why did Begoniax attempt to turn Rayman into a frog?

Because he's cuter that way.

Why did Rayman stare at Razoff when he was being...assaulted?