Rayman Pirate-Community

Posted: **Mon Jan 30, 2012 7:45 am**

Magic! *snort snort*

What is a question?

Posted: **Mon Jan 30, 2012 7:46 am**

A mythical beast that eats leather boots.

Dnal eht rof llimdniw llimdniw?

Posted: **Mon Jan 30, 2012 8:18 am**

Yes, windmill for all lands of windmills.

Do you have a windmill?

Posted: **Mon Jan 30, 2012 8:22 am**

No but I wish I did because I really like windmills.

How many Snickers bars in a goose bucket lighthouse parade?

Posted: **Mon Jan 30, 2012 9:02 am**

Many.

Why couldn't I think up a question or answer?

Posted: **Mon Jan 30, 2012 9:10 am**

Because you were distracted by the Musician's beard and lost your train of thought.

Why does Joe have a giant oval-shaped eyeball with two pupils?

Posted: **Mon Jan 30, 2012 3:47 pm**

He's part of that new species that only news one eyeball for one pupil.

How does it feel to have one eyeball like that?

Posted: **Mon Jan 30, 2012 6:48 pm**

Painful if the pupils collide by being a bit cross-eyed.

Does Joe eat the toothed fish?

Posted: **Mon Jan 30, 2012 6:49 pm**

He does if he put out it's tooth out of it's mouth.

Why he does that?

Posted: **Mon Jan 30, 2012 6:50 pm**

Because he wants to save it for later.

Why is he making today Jelly Bean day?

Posted: **Mon Jan 30, 2012 6:54 pm**

Because he got so many jelly beans and he doesn't know what other he can do with them.

Does he drinks plum juice?

Posted: **Mon Jan 30, 2012 6:56 pm**

Yes he does!

Who doesn't drink Plum Juice?

Posted: **Mon Jan 30, 2012 7:06 pm**

You,

Why do I drink plum juice?

Posted: **Mon Jan 30, 2012 7:09 pm**

Because it is delicious in every way!

Why do you eat plum cake?

Posted: **Mon Jan 30, 2012 7:22 pm**

Because you're forcing me.

Why you do such a terrible thing with me?

Posted: **Mon Jan 30, 2012 7:24 pm**

Because it is fun to torture you.

What will you do to stop me?

Posted: **Mon Jan 30, 2012 7:26 pm**

I will drop a plum cake onto your head.

Will you stop this "torture" then?

Posted: **Mon Jan 30, 2012 7:29 pm**

I don't know, give me 400 years to think it over.

Will you give me that much time?

Posted: **Mon Jan 30, 2012 7:30 pm**

If you still doing that while you think about it, then not.

Will you still doing that while your thinking about it?

Posted: **Mon Jan 30, 2012 7:33 pm**

Yes, I will. *Drops a cake on your head*

How does it taste?

Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!